Bumperstickers, T-Shirts, and funny sayings

[Anime Monster]

Decided to make a topic for this...This is where youj list funny novelty items, t-shirts, keychains, bumperstickers, etc. for the enjoyment of others. Only link a picture if a)there is no words on it b)you wouldn't get it without the picture

Bumper Stickers I want:

• MALL*Mart Your Choice for Cheap Plastic Crap
  
• I live in my own little world, but it's okay, everyone knows me here
  
• Sarcasm Just one more service I offer (if I ever decide to write a Severitus fic for HP I'm going to use this one)
  
• Chaos-Panic-Fear My Work Hear is Done
  
• I'd love to help but I've misplaced my wand
  
• Comfort the Distrubed Distrubed the comfortable
  
• Just Smile and Slowly Back Away
  
• I'm not myself today, maybe I'm you
  
• 333 I'm the devil doing a half-assed job
  
• If you're happy and you know it drop your pants
  
• How come your home has wheels and you car doesn't?
  
• Death? Maybe it will help me sleep
  
• Don't make me come down there.--God
  
• religon is the cyanide of the masses
  
• Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?
  
• Please Jesus, Protect me from your followers
  
• Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian
  

All the above appear on Sticker Giant.

[LadyRiona]

You know, I would get a "I'm 16, clear the road" sticker, but I could really only use it for a year. =P There's a lot of funny bumper stickers and keychains of stuff out there.... I collect keychains. Muahaha....then, once I get a motorcycle and/or car, I will collect bumper stickers.

The only sticker I can really think of is this one:
Coastie Girl

I'll get that one in about two years. haha

Then, I made a keychain in honor of my favorite singer:

How do you keep a Polish guy busy for hours? Read other side.
(Other side) How do you keep a Polish guy busy for hours? Read other side.

^_^

Same philosophy as the Idiot Card.

Then, I have another keychain that is Happy Bunny, and it says "Cute but psycho, things even out." Lurve it. Then, another keychain is "Kiss me, I'm Irish." I really only have three that have words on them; the rest are just pictures or stuff. But there are so many to collect; I'll let you all know when I buy them.

[Anime Monster]

I have a t-shirt like the Polish one somewhere I think it says "Idiot" instead of Polish.

I've got a "Good, Better, Best" t-shirt with a dirt bike, racing motorcycle, and chopper on it.''

I find myself collecting humor. From Keychains to T-shirts to Bumperstickers to Magnets, etc.

[chibinaru]

I have one that says 'I'm out of my mind, feel free to leave a message'. I also like the ones that say 'Procrastinators UNITE! ... Tomorrow'. Tshirts that say weird things are fun. XP

I have the 'Cute But Psycho' Happy Bunny thing, too. I love to collect the tshirts.

[LadyRiona]

I had a pin on my bag, a Happy Bunny one, that said "Farting is fun and it makes the room warmer," but I think I lost it at the airport since it isn't on my bag.

I remembered I have another keychain....it says "Out of my mind, be back in five minutes."

Then, my brother outgrew this shirt, so I took it from him, that says "Psychiatric Ward Patient Number" then it gives off this random number. It's so hot. I love it. Then, I wanna steal his shirt that says "I SEE STUPID PEOPLE READING MY SHIRT" in the Eye Chart at the eye doctor's style, getting smaller? It's so neat. (Yeah, I have a tendency to steal my brother's clothes...I stole a pair of his Dickies to wear to school, with the intention of giving them back...they are in my pants drawer.) He has the coolest shirts...but, since he lost weight at boot camp, and gained "muskle," some of his stuff may not fit him well. Though he still looks like he's eatin' good.


And, I am still on the quest for more sarcastic keychains and anything else I can get a hold of sarcastic. ^_^

[alanna]

"reality? That's where the pizza guy comes from"
""ok who stopped the payment on my reality check (SP)"
2 more from the MAD MIND OF AL
LUV AL
PS does any one ealse find it hard to keep up this second name thingy??
i keep signing with my other anme
LUV AL

[LadyRiona]

Not really, Al, because I don't usually sign posts with my screenname. But when I'm replying to PMs or emails to folks who review my stories on FF.net and know me as LadyRiona, I have no problem typing "Ri-chan." It's become a habit, lol, hence an Inet nickname.

My best friend has a Happy Bunny pin that says "I'm bad and you like it." I want one like that.

Then, my mom asked me to make a Christmas list since I'm getting harder to shop for. (That happens when you get older and you have eclectic interests that are ever changing between mere infatuations to obsessions.) lol I put up there "Sarcastic Keychains - check Hot Topic, oh and be careful in there. " lol The only time my mom has come into Hot Topic with me was to pay for a keychain. (I didn't have my money on me...'magine that.) Then my dad came to fetch me once from there and he helped me pick out a perfume. Funny...

So yeah, they needed a caution note if they're going to be looking around in Hot Topic for me. People who shop there probably know why. lol