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Post by LadyRiona on Mar 11, 2007 19:15:07 GMT -5
I have some funny ones: "We're gonna blow the dust off an old one, 'kay? Sorry, it's so old I forgot it." - John Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls, trying to play "Name" from their 1995 album A Boy Named Goo.
"Where are your lighters?" - Jared Leto from an acoustic performance of his band's song "The Kill" from their 2005 album A Beautiful Lie
"The problem isn't brothers; the problem is people. There are too many human beings on this planet and we've got to do something about that." - Jared Leto (once more) in an interview with OCTV when questioned how it's like touring with his brother...
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Post by Lex on Mar 12, 2007 8:46:02 GMT -5
Hmm.. heres a morose one;
Hope is the first step on the road to dissapoint
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Post by Lady Mage on Mar 12, 2007 8:49:56 GMT -5
Ri: ooh, I don't like that last one. Gah. Latu: That doesn't have to be true
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Post by Lex on Mar 12, 2007 11:31:40 GMT -5
Oh there are more of these morose ones, I have a small treasury back here;
An open mind is like a fortress, with its gates unbared and unguarded.
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Post by Lady Mage on Mar 12, 2007 15:27:05 GMT -5
Hmm. That's not necessarily a bad thing ;D
One finger pointing at someone else, three pointing back at you
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Post by Wyvernwings on Mar 20, 2007 16:19:38 GMT -5
"I'm surronded by idiots! And I'm home alone!" -My Mother
"That's about as briliant as snorting crack, having a fifth, and punching a police officer in the crotch." - My best friend on keeping a relationship going by using s*x.
"In a battle of wits, you're unarmed" -Mark Twaine (paraphrased because I don't remember it all)
"You laugh because it's funny. I laugh because I know it's true." -Unkown
"Life is a series of random events, the last of which is fatal." -Vivian Vande Velde in 'Allison Who Went Away.'
Me: "You're an odd duck." Friend: "I don't want to be a duck!" Me: "Fine, you can be a goose!" Friend: "Geese are mean!" Me: (Raising an eyebrow) "Oh? Fine you can be a beever." Friend: "Can I have a chainsaw?" Me: "Sure." Friend: "And unlimited gass?" Me: "No, it's electric." Friend: (sensibly) "Where the #*!! am I gona plug an electric chainsaw in in the middle of a forrest?" Me: (Bluntly) "Your a freaking beaver with a chainsaw and you want to know where to plug it in..."
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Post by Lady Idril on Mar 21, 2007 10:17:22 GMT -5
Those are awesome ;D A few by Leonard Cohen"I don't consider myself a pessimist. I think of a pessimist as someone who is waiting for it to rain. And I feel soaked to the skin."
"In dreams the truth is learned that all good works are done in the absence of a caress."
"Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash."
"The term clinical depression finds its way into too many conversations these days. One has a sense that a catastrophe has occurred in the psychic landscape."
"There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in."
"I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your *ss does to your face."
"Any startling piece of work has a subversive element in it, a delicious element often. Subversion is only disagreeable when it manifests in political or social activity."
"What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman in the midst of this world, where each person is clinging to his piece of debris? What's the proper salutation between people as they pass each other in this flood?"
"I did my best, it wasn't much I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you And even though It all went wrong I'll stand before the Lord of Song With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah" - Hallelujah
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