Post by Anime Monster on Oct 6, 2005 19:48:40 GMT -5
Disclaimer: *cough* I forgot to mention when I originally posted: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, I know that guy who does though characterizes himself as a cow, though. Rated K+
Yes this is total crack and contains a few minor spoilers.
EnvyXRoy
Envy never really thought of world domination until the day he found out the object of his desire wanted to be Fuhrer.
Envy turned himself into a cat to sneak into Central headquaters. It was a day when the Elric brothers were due back to Central and a little birdy told him that they would be there later that day.
Alphonse Elric found a little kitten sitting on a trash can and stuck it in his armor.
Of course Ed found out, but like Envy hoped, it wasn't until they reached Central.
"Mew," Envy said, unable to keep quite any longer and because he was where he wanted to be.
"Al, your armor didn't just Mew did it?" Ed asked Al, stopping mid rant.
"NoNoNiisan," Al said talking really fast.
"Mew," Envy repeated.
"Al open your armor," Ed said.
"Can'tIkeephimplease," Al said.
"No, we don't have the resources or time to take care of a cat, taisa will take care of him," Ed said taking out the cat.
"NIIISAAAANNNN!" Al cried.
Envy jumped onto Roy's head and purred contently, "He likes taisa more, Al."
A while later Envy left, he knew what would get Roy's love.
Walking into the fuhrer's office as a cat he easily by passed the secretary, he really didn't like her. He changed back to his "cute" form when he found out that no one was in the office.
Getting to work he signed a few forms in Pride's penmenship and left as a cat.
The next day Roy entered his office to see it being packed. "What's going on," he said.
"You've been promoted to fuhrer," Riza said.
Roy fainted.
When he woke up he was in the fuhrer's office, in the fuhrer's chair, with Envy sitting in front of him. "What?"
"Congrats Roy you're fuhrer."
"Thank you?" he looked at the sheets in front of him and found out it was Envy that made him fuhrer. "Why?"
"Because I love you," he said huggling Roy.
---
Envy woke up and said, "Why would I give the world up to anyone?" He went and signed some laws and did other duties the ruler of the world would do.
Yes this is total crack and contains a few minor spoilers.
EnvyXRoy
Envy never really thought of world domination until the day he found out the object of his desire wanted to be Fuhrer.
Envy turned himself into a cat to sneak into Central headquaters. It was a day when the Elric brothers were due back to Central and a little birdy told him that they would be there later that day.
Alphonse Elric found a little kitten sitting on a trash can and stuck it in his armor.
Of course Ed found out, but like Envy hoped, it wasn't until they reached Central.
"Mew," Envy said, unable to keep quite any longer and because he was where he wanted to be.
"Al, your armor didn't just Mew did it?" Ed asked Al, stopping mid rant.
"NoNoNiisan," Al said talking really fast.
"Mew," Envy repeated.
"Al open your armor," Ed said.
"Can'tIkeephimplease," Al said.
"No, we don't have the resources or time to take care of a cat, taisa will take care of him," Ed said taking out the cat.
"NIIISAAAANNNN!" Al cried.
Envy jumped onto Roy's head and purred contently, "He likes taisa more, Al."
A while later Envy left, he knew what would get Roy's love.
Walking into the fuhrer's office as a cat he easily by passed the secretary, he really didn't like her. He changed back to his "cute" form when he found out that no one was in the office.
Getting to work he signed a few forms in Pride's penmenship and left as a cat.
The next day Roy entered his office to see it being packed. "What's going on," he said.
"You've been promoted to fuhrer," Riza said.
Roy fainted.
When he woke up he was in the fuhrer's office, in the fuhrer's chair, with Envy sitting in front of him. "What?"
"Congrats Roy you're fuhrer."
"Thank you?" he looked at the sheets in front of him and found out it was Envy that made him fuhrer. "Why?"
"Because I love you," he said huggling Roy.
---
Envy woke up and said, "Why would I give the world up to anyone?" He went and signed some laws and did other duties the ruler of the world would do.