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Post by Anime Monster on Oct 6, 2005 19:26:31 GMT -5
I'm currently going through things that I've written before and posting them. This I co-authored with a person named brocas_aphasia (their username) at livejournal and thought I should share.
PG-13 to R
1.) If you have a hip to waist ratio of above .9, wear shorts 2.) Bikini bottoms should cover areas of excretion 3.) If you are male and have a head hair to body hair ratio of less than 1, speedos are not allowed 4.) If you cannot do more than a belly flop, please stay away from the diving board. 5.) Bikini tops should cover enough skin to leave something to the imagination, not everyone wants to see more than a topless bar. 6.) Nude beachs should be off limit to anyone with a large waist, pre-mature ejactulation problems, in-ability to quit staring, etc. 7.) If you don't look good in a bikini wear a one piece, if that doesn't look good, wear a t-shirt 8.) Large amounts of food - unless your group is the size of an army - are not allowed 9.) Swimwear should be adjusted to fit your body, as their purpose is to enhance, not make your audience feel strangled. 10.) Hair in questionable areas should not be on display. 11.) The sand is on the beach for a reason, and it isn't for correcting rule 6. 12.) Don't wear colors and clothes that attract animals, something may be bitten off.
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Post by chibifiedkitsunes on Oct 7, 2005 6:29:53 GMT -5
haha... i like number 12...
and referring to number 1... runs off to grab a measuring tape..
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Post by fearlessdranzer on Oct 15, 2005 9:40:13 GMT -5
LOL A shark will take a bite out of yah or something. I'll have to remember that next time even though my bathing suits black.
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Post by Anime Monster on Oct 15, 2005 14:30:05 GMT -5
I always wear black with a black or navy blue t-shirt (mainly because I always end up with a suit that ends up too big for me at the end of the year).
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Post by Meluivan Indil on Oct 19, 2005 23:19:17 GMT -5
Black and White suit with a white T-shirt and black shorts. (Yeah I know, why do I even wear a suit? Refer to 1., 6., and 9.)
So are my colors safe?
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Post by Anime Monster on Oct 19, 2005 23:40:42 GMT -5
Should be, nice neutral colors...
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Post by alanna on Oct 20, 2005 2:36:58 GMT -5
i like to swim in a coloured non seethrough bubble. or in my back yard either goes. AL
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