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Pushing Daisies, because I'm really into this show lately. If you haven't seen it, I recommend (obviously)!
"This is not strange. Unusual, maybe eccentric in a quaint way, like dessert spoons." - Ned
"Everything we do is a choice. Oatmeal or cereal. Highway or side streets. Kiss her or keep her. We make choices and we live with the consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way we ask for forgiveness. It’s the best anyone can do." - Ned
Emerson Cod: Sounds like you're narcoleptic.
Ned: I suffer from sudden and uncontrollable attacks of deep sleep?
Emerson: ....What's the other one?
Ned: Necrophiliac.
Emerson: Words that sound alike get mixed up in my head.
Olive Snook: Me too. I used to think that masturbation meant chewing your food. I don't think that anymore.
Charlotte (Chuck): You were my first kiss too. Do you want to be my last kiss? First and last? Or is that weird?
Ned: That's not weird. It's… symmetrical.
Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.
Chuck: Well then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and gives you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety comes shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breathe again.
Ned: That's fine for someone else to do, if I'm choking on something other than emotion, but you can't touch me.
"You love secrets, you want to marry secrets and wanna have little half-secret-half-human babies." - Chuck
"I'm not God, but if I was, I'd be an angry God." - Emerson
"Olive often imagined there was an orchestra in her heart. Music heard only by her, except when her heart broke open and it spilled out into the world." - Narrator
"Musing on the idea of setting someone on fire doesn't mean you really want to set them on fire, it's just the thought of it that makes you happy, but only for a second and then you feel bad, but that second can be a lot of fun!" - Olive
Ned: You’re the only one for me.
Chuck: I know you feel that now, but there are things you want.
Ned: So? Everyone wants stuff, we wake up every day with a list of wishes a mile long and maybe we spend our lives trying to make those wishes come true, but just because we want them doesn’t mean we need them to be happy.
Chuck: What do you need to be happy?
Ned: You.
"We're not at that stage in our friendship yet. Please don't cry in front of me." - Olive
"The truth ain't like puppies, a bunch of them running around, you pick your favorite. One truth and it has come a knockin'." - Emerson
Annnd for the record, Pushing Daisies is on ABC on Wednesdays at 8/7c.