Tids-Magi
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Post by Tids-Magi on Jan 18, 2006 21:25:56 GMT -5
Ok people... I'm going away to Cold Lake for a bit this friday, but tomorrow I promise to put up 2, yes I said 2 new (not new if you have already read them) chappies for you... if I remember correctly their titles are : Getting the balloons, and "Finally the water balloon fight" I might be wrong... but anywho talk to you laters Kay
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Post by Tids-Magi on Jan 19, 2006 19:13:38 GMT -5
Chapter 10 Getting the Balloons
I awoke in the middle of the night, or at least I think it is that time... Well if it is then it gives me enough time to go to the future and get the balloons.
"Hey Keini you awake?" I asked mentally poking her. I was too lazy to actually poke her. It takes too much energy for me to do that right now.
"I don't want to roast any marshmallows mommy." Keini replied in her sleep as I silently laughed at her.
"LOOK OUT IT’S A HOMOSAPIAN." I yelled knowing that would wake her up. And sure enough I felt her eyes open.
"Why do you torment me so?" Keini asked sleepily.
"Because its fun."
"Is not and you know it."
"Are you wanting to come or not?" I asked getting out of the bed.
"What with who for how many coconuts?"
"I'm getting some water balloons to chuck at random people. Are you coming or not?" I questioned again as I put of some breaches and a tunic. Where I'm going the dresses that are worn here would be a bit out there.
"Do I have to?"
" Well you can stay here and live with the fact that I might of been hurt, murdered or any other thing you can think of. You know what their like Keini, remember the first time we went to the zoo?"
"Alright I'm coming!" Keini said quickly.
"I knew you would see it my way."
"It's just going to a quick in and out got it?"
"Yep." I replied as I sat down on the floor. I closed my eyes and held the same palm-to-palm position that I used when Keini came back.
"Turtle." Keini said breaking my concentration. I growled at her and tried again, it didn’t take long for me to get time speeding up. At first it went slow, few more people moved into the room I was in, then it went faster until all I could see was the walls falling down into a massive pile of rubble. Then tall buildings were just appearing out of nowhere. I slowed down the speed that things were going because I knew I was close to my destination. Everything went to its normal speed; I opened my eyes to people looking at me oddly. I stood up and walked toward a near by store that sold sunglasses. Taking a dark purple pair of sunglasses I ripped off the price tag and walked to the counter where I placed down a silver coin from Tortall knowing that would be enough.
I walked out of the store smiling, this date in time was the most interesting, or at least I think it is, I'm not to sure why though. I walked past a few stores until one with a sign in the window saying fifty percent off on all water balloons caught my eye. I stepped into the building as an old fifty-year-old man greeted me. Going to the back of the store where the balloons were placed and to my surprise I found out that you could buy some that were already filled with water. (Ok so in real life I don’t think you can...) Grabbing a few bundles I headed toward the counter where the old man punched in how much each bundle cost.
"Planin' on throwin' these as someone?" he asked placing the balloons into a plastic bag. I think two hundred balloons should be enough right?
"Yes" I replied in my own language, thank the heavens it came back.
"Twenty-five dollars and sixty-two cents please." The man said in the same language as me as he put up five big brown paper bags that held the water balloons. I sighed and dug into my pocket for another coin, but this time it was a gold one.
"You realize you just gave me a irreplaceable item?" he questioned turning the coin in over in his hand.
"Yes, keep the change." I replied grabbing the bags and walking out the door.
"Miss!" He yelled as I walked off to my original spot.
"Oh my gosh!" A brown hared girl screamed as she put her ugly pink cell phone in her equally ugly pink handbag. "Micheal Jackson got off! He’s innocent girls!" She, along with her pink-wearing friends, screamed with delight as the jumped up and down.
"Ok who turned on the sirens?" Keini asked a bit surprised at the volume that they got
"Welcome to the time of cell phones, and screaming lovesick girls who drool over stars who are not cute or special in anyway."
"And you would be the judge of this because?" Keini asked as I sat down in the same spot as before... or at least what I hope to be the same spot.
"Because I just am." I replied closing my eyes and holding the same position, which I have to admit was really hard seeing how I have five huge bags on my arms. Well at least I got to watch an interesting show as everyone stated to go backwards, almost like watching a video as you rewound it back to the beginning. Only difference was mine was way faster, seeing how the buildings just disappeared and in no time at all the ruins to the castle came back and were reforming right in front of me. Slowing everything down I waited till I knew I was in the right day before I stopped it to its normal speed, and direction.
"You couldn't have brought it back just a few more hours?" Keini asked as I stood up.
"No, I had to make sure I didn’t run into myself."
"Great make me loose some sleep, your such a bother sometimes you know that."
"What are you doing here Kalleen?" A familiar voice said from behind me as the grabbed my arm. Wait a sec... Kalleen? I was called that in Carthak. Turning around I met my accuser.
"Emperor Kaddar!"
here you go... give me five secconds and I will get up the next one...
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Tids-Magi
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Post by Tids-Magi on Jan 19, 2006 19:18:13 GMT -5
Chapter 11 Introductions to the rest
Emperor Kaddar? I thought, why is he here.
"I asked what are you doing here Kalleen? Mavleen is worried sick about you." he asked again releasing his grip on my arm a little bit.
"Kaddar I see that you have met Lady Kay." Diane said coming to my side as I tried to hide the bag of balloons behind my back.
"I think you have your people confused Diane, this here is Kalleen." He replied removing his hand from my arm. I just stood there, I know I should walk away but this show is interesting.
"I think you are wrong Kaddar, her name is Kay."
"Umm Keini I think you should get the balloons hidden until I can hit someone with one."
"Too late." Keini said coming out from her tattoo form, perching onto my shoulder.
"Hey Kay what are these." Alan asked as I spun around to face him.
"Oh fudge monkeys, Well its to late to turn back now..." I said taking the bundle from Alan. I looked around to see who was near me as I took off the hard cover that kept them from exploding. Well, I could throw them at Alan seeing how he is right behind me. Or I could soak Daine or even Kaddar to get them off the topic they are on... I sighed knowing I would get into major trouble after and threw it at Kaddar. Everyone who was around stopped dead in their tracks and looked at me oddly.
"Alan, would you be a nice homosapian and gather everyone up and bring them to the... umm..." Keini said saving my butt as I tried not to laugh, Kaddar was to throw a water balloon back at me with the cover still on it. Once again... How dense can they be?
"Training fields?" He suggested.
"Yeah, tell them theirs gonna be a little party with these things here."
"Great." Alan said turning away to gather everyone. "You two disappear for a few days and come back with odd items that are hard but soak you with water, and odd things on your eyes as well..."
"Wait a sec a few days?" I thought looking at Keini oddly. "That cant be right."
"Don't as me." Keini replied with a shrug.
"What are these?" Daine asked taking the bundle from Kaddar as I packed up the ones that he already tried to throw at me and the covering to the one that I already threw.
"Hands off the merchandise!" Keini grumbled as I placed the bundle she had into one of the bags. Picking up the bags I stood up to a surprised, and wet I might add, Kaddar.
"Keini?" he asked looking at her oddly. Shoot... just what I need, a spoiled Emperor telling everyone I'm not who I say I am.
"Uh... No I'm the Phantom Pithier." She replied as I tried not to laugh.
"Keini be nice to Kaddar, he’s done nothing to you."
"Sure he hasn’t." Keini said rolling her eyes. "Time to go meet up with the rest of the people Kay, I want to get this water fight starting so I can go to bed. I'm dead tired and you know it."
"Hey I'm coming too." Daine said as I started to walk away.
"There’s no way your leaving me here till I get an answer from you Kalleen." Kaddar said running up to Daine's side.
"How many times do I have to tell you Kaddar, her name is Kay, not Kalleen as you keep calling her."
"And I swear to the Graveyard Hag that she is Kalleen."
"Would you two just quit it." Keini asked as we made it to the training yard, and to my surprise a lot of people were already there.
"You two might as well be introduced to everyone here." Alan said walking toward me, he went to grab my hand, but I took it out of his reach before he could. As much as I would like to see his life again, I would rather I didn't. I don’t need more people like Kaddar breathing down my neck.
"That there behind you is Emperor Kaddar of Carthak." Alan said moving his eyes toward Kaddar.
"We've met." Kaddar said walking off with Daine.
"Would you like me to carry those odd brown things for you?" Alan asked.
"Nope I've got them." Keini said jumping down from my shoulders, and changing her size to where she was larger she took the bags from my hands and flew off to the center of the field.
"I'm never going to get used to her doing that." Alan said leading me off as Keini landed on the ground beside us and walked on her own four feet instead of climbing onto my shoulders.
"Of course you already know King Jonathan, but this lady beside him is Queen Thayet." I tilted my head too one side as did Keini. Strangely enough she looked like a blue robed shaman who went by the name Vakker. He worried about his looks, but when it came to fighting boy could he pack a punch.
"Nice to finally met you Kay." Thayet said with a slight bow of her head.
"What am I chop hamburgers?" Keini asked looking a little disappointed.
"Oh I am sorry, I did not see you there Keini. What are Hamburgers?"
"A food you never want to eat." Keini said as Alan led us on down the road.
"This here is Buri, trainer for the females who want to join the Queens Own." And strangely enough she two had a counter part, Leder, as odd as it may sound he was the leader of a squad called the USD, I cant remember what it means, but they sure had fun, Vakker himself was the founder of the group.
"Next we have of course my Mother and Father, Alanna and George, Baroness and Baron of Pirate’s Swoop."
"Over here we have the trainer for the males for the Kings Own Sarge." How many of these peoples counter parts are going to have the same job? Lave was the trainer for all those who wanted to join the USD.
"This horse hearted woman here is Onula, she brings horses to Tortall for the Owns Trainees to ride." Will it never end? Hest did the same thing for the USD.
"Of course Daine and Numair you have already met, onward to the next people."
These three troublemakers here are Raoul, Gary and Myles. Raoul is commander of the Kings Own." Guess what? his counter part, Stor was second in command of the USD. "Gary is one of my mothers friends from when she was training to become a Knight." Yeah finally one who did not rival his counter part, Dikt was only a poem master who we all wanted to harm. "Myles is a teacher her and my Grandfather." Hjerne his counter part was a teacher too, but he taught us how to kick immortal butt.
"You wouldn't be talking about us now will you?" Raoul questioned as we made our way down the groupings to the next one.
"Here we have Kel and Dom the newly weds, and Meat Head I mean Neal." Well Kel and Dom looked exactly like Hoy and Ro, the two who threw me into the pit in the first place. And Neal looked like Ergre a shaman who never knew the words Be and Quiet.
"And last but not least we have Tkaa the teacher for the teacher for the Immortals here." Both Keini and me gasped when we seen him. Sure enough it was the same Baskalis that was the one who gave us the most trouble."
"So we met again Tids."
"Uhoh." Keini said, uhoh was right... I don’t think he likes me vary much...
ok so I lied about the chappie title... my brain was on melt down mode when I did that...lol ok time for translations.... Stor : Big because Raoul was big compared to the rest of the people in Alanna the first adventure... or from what I can remember.
Dikt : Poem because in ATFA Gary offers to help Alanna with her Poem that she got from one of the teachers
Hjerne : Brain Myles never talks normally... he has to talk all "I'm smarter then you are" type of thing... I think...
Hest : Horse well this one is kind of self-explanatory for Onula
Leder : Leader because Buri is the leader for the Queen's own... or at least for the trainees.
Vakker : Beauty because well all know that Thayet is that beautiful
Lave : Barn I put this one for Sarge because I swear he was locked up in a barn as a child for some reason.
Hoy : Tall Kel is tall for a female..
Ergre : Annoying and we all know why this is related to Neal
Ro : Quiet I'm not too sure why I put this one for Dom... I think in the books, what I can remember that is he was the strong silent type of person.
and USD is you shall die, make no sence to me... but anywho hope you will survive over the weekend with these.... Happy reading
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Post by alanna on Jan 27, 2006 6:26:01 GMT -5
ok more more more more i like it a lot heheheheheh tkaa i like him he is funny LUV AL
ALSO SPELLING it is Onua not onula just saying cause i reread all my TP books in the past week LUV AL
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Tids-Magi
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Post by Tids-Magi on Jul 27, 2006 13:29:28 GMT -5
Ok if you people want to kill me you can.... Sorry it took so long to get this chapter up but I had final exams and work so It wasnt very fun... anyway I will get another chapter up before I leave for the weekend to visit family. Have fun reading Kay
Chapter 12 Finally the Water Balloon Fight.
"So we met again Tids." Tkaa said sending me death glares.
"Uh oh."
"Tkaa this is Lady Kay not Tids." Alan put in as I tried to turn around, but Tkaa stooped me by grabbing my arm.
"I wont forgt your face Tids, or what you did to us."
"Ok, were going to go and make sure we have enough stuff for everyone." Keini said as I struggled to get Tkaa to let go of me.
"Keini I could use a little help here!"
"Let her go Tkaa!" Keini said turning around and changing into her full size making most of the people jump and come over to see what was going on.
"Ok... This has gotten a little out of hand." Alan said covering his head with his hand.
"Will you let me go Tkaa? I know you can hear me."
"Fine then, but were not done yet." He replied letting go of my arm.
"Sure were are." Keini grumbled going back to her small size as I walked off toward the bags.
"So what’s this supposed party that’s gonna happen?" Jon asked as I reached into one of the bags and grabbed out one of the water balloons. I took off the cover before handing it to Keini.
"This." She said flying over Jon's head and letting it drop, he didn’t even move he just stood there.
"What are these things?" Jon asked as water dripped down his face.
"Water Balloons, and no I am not going to tell you what they’re made of or where we got them." I laughed inside knowing that everyone was wondering where we got them. I stood up and looked around at everyone, Tkaa was still sending me death glares but everyone else’s attention was locked on Keini as she landed on the ground not to far away from them. One, Two, Three... There were nineteen people here including Keini and me. Well if I give Keini eleven, which gives everyone else eleven. Should last long enough right?
"Got the rules everyone?" Keini asked as I took of the hard coverings to the balloons and placed them into piles.
"Can you repeat them... I don’t think the old people heard them." Neal said joking around.
"Or maybe it’s the other way around?" Keini asked as everyone snickered at Neal. Keini went over the rules again, basically your not allowed it hit anyone in the head, or down below and no hitting woman in the chest. I went and sat down with her and some people's eyes shifted to me. "Got it now Neal?"
"Yep." He replied with a nod of his head.
"Got them sorted into piles?"
"Yep, but you get eleven balloons, the same ammount everyoneelse gets."
"What about you?"
"Great its a silent talk again." Numair said waving his hands in the air.
"I'm gonna watch." I answered sticking my tongue out at Numair making everyone around us, except for Kaddar and Tkaa smile.
"Well, theirs piles behind us, each with the same amount, Their Majesties can grab theirs first then each of you can go after them to grab yours. And no throwing them till we let out a go." I watched as everyone as the grabbed their balloons, most of them were having troubles holding onto them, until someone, Myles, got the idea to tuck the end of the balloons into their belt. I stood up holding Keini's balloons into my hands, handing her one she took off into the air.
"How are we supposed to hid you when you’re up there?" Numair asked looking at her.
"You'll have to aim high I guess. You people ready?"
"Yep." They all yelled in unison.
"Beredt, Sett, Drar!" I yelled and everyone turned to look at me oddly, great this is the look I get for speaking in my own language.
"It means go!" Keini said letting go of her balloon to land on Numair's head. I laughed and threw another balloon up into the air for her to catch. Balloons where flying all over the place, Jon got Thayet first and as payback she hit him. A blinked in surprise as a red balloon came straight for me, ducking I wasn’t quick enough and took of the sunglasses closing my eyes I wiped them off on my shirt. Placing them back on I looked at my attacker, Alan. I glared at him just about ready do throw one of Keini's balloons at him, but she swooped down and grabbed the balloon from me. Alan laughed silently as I glared at him, and without him knowing Keini dropped the pink one she was carrying on top of him.
"I thought there were no head shots allowed!" Alan yelled at Keini as she came back to another balloon.
"What am I supposed to do? Wait for you to lay down and drop them on your stomach?"
"Good point." He answered throwing one of his own balloons at his mother, and then she in turn turned around and chucked one back at him.
"This reminds me of the battle Jon and me fought at the Black City against the Ysandir." Alanna said throwing one of her own balloons at Jon.
"Oh sure pick on the people who are better then you." Jon yelled throwing a balloon at George.
"What did I do?" George asked looking at Jon dumbfounded.
"Don’t know... But I just wanted to throw one of these... Things, at you."
"Their water balloons." Keini yelled from above dropping her fourth balloon on Kel, as well as Dom who were engaged in a close balloon fight. "None of that here you too."
"Make us!" They both yelled like kids. And just to prove how much like kids that they could be they threw balloon each toward Keini as she came back for another balloon, and they hit me instead of hitting Keini.
"Next time, you want try and hit a dragon, think again."
"Really cousin?" Tkaa asked actually hitting Keini.
"Well that was uncalled for!"
"Nothings fair in this game of life that we play." He replied, I think that comment was directed at me... Why do people have to be so rude? Its not like its my fault we shut the immortals up in the Divine Realms, it was them or us.
"Balloon me!" Keini yelled breaking my thoughts, I obeyed and tossed he last balloon up into the air. I must say this fight is quite good, there is no one who is not completely soaked, except for me that is. A few of the people present had only one balloon left but they seemed to be saving it for something. (Hmmm... I wonder what they are doing...) I watched everyone else as Keini came down to land on my shoulders. The older generation seemed to form an alliance against the younger ones. Alanna, Jon, Raoul, Gary, Myles, Thayet and Tkaa were all on the one side and the rest of them were on the other throwing their balloon back and forth.
"Well this is an interesting show don’t you think Keini?"
"You could of got more balloons to make it go longer."
"Too late for that now."
I scanned the battle scene again and everyone was down to his or her last balloon, no one seemed to want to throw them. They all looked around at their teammates, then to the opposing team. All at once they looked over at where I was sitting.
"Uhoh..." Keini said for the second time today. Before I could even stand up all sixteen people, all of who had their last balloons ready to fire, surrounded me.
"It was good knowing you." Keini said taking off into the air, and as soon as she was a safe distance away everyone threw the water balloons at me. As much fun as it was, it wasn't, those balloon hurt like no tomorrow. I am happy to say though that a few of the missed me, but ended up soaking the bottom of my breaches due to the fact that they exploded on the ground. I glared at everyone in turn glad that I had the sunglasses on. If they could see me glaring at them I don’t know what their reply toward that would be.
"That was the most fun we have had in a long time." Alan said placing his hand on my shoulder.
"I agree, we should do it again sometime." Daine said stretching her arms.
"Just tell us one thing... Where did you get those things on your eyes? And would I be able to borrow them?" Numair asked looking all hopeful.
"We got them at the same place, well almost the same place, as we got the balloons. Sorry but no you cannot borrow them." Keini answered landing on the ground beside us as most of the people broke off from the circle to talk in groups as I set to the task of picking up all the pieces of the balloon.
"Here let me help." Alan offered bending down to help me.
"If anyone pocketed any pieces of the balloon I will personally hunt them down and roast them." Keini grumbled as me and Alan picked up the pieces.
"How would you know if we did?" Numair asked helping us to clean up the pieces.
"Trust me I would know." Keini said just sitting there as most of the people who were involved in our little war helped to pick up pieces.
"How?" Numair questioned again.
"When you people get a handful just put them in the bags over there." Keini said ignoring Numairs question.
Some people grumbled but soon we had all of them picked up and Keini walked over to the bags and set them alight. "There now I know you wont go try and grabbing them."
"You didn’t have to burn them you know... We would of all obeyed like obedient dogs." Neal supplied.
"Yes we all know how obedient you can be." Kel said with a wink toward Dom.
"Sure make fun of the kidder."
"Well were heading off." Keini said as I stood up with her.
"One thing... Just where exactly did you two go for those few days?" Jon asked which actually surprised me, a king who actually cares about people who are in his country... Back in my day they didn’t care a whiff about us... Wow., I sound like an old person.
"To a place where cell phones rule the world and screaming girls never stop it with, well... screaming." Keini answered with a wink toward me. It took all I had not to laugh at the comment.
"What is a cell phone?" Numair asked tilting his head to one side.
"You don’t want to know." Keini and me started to walk off but Tkaa was blocking our path again.
"Would you just leave me alone?" I asked him crossing my hands over my chest.
"Just like you and the rest of the others like you shut us away?"
I sighed and spotted a stone on the ground, picking it up I aged it a few centuries and tossed it to him. "Just eat." And with that I walked away, most of the people, well not most, everyone who participated in the fight stood there wondering what the conversation was about. I kept walking toward the room I was in before, Hopefully they did not move me. Opening the door I was relived to find it empty with everything the way I left it, except for Keini, who already was laying on the bed.
"You need your sleep and you know it." Keini grumbled as I crawled under the sheets.
"Yes mother."
Ok happy? lol just kidding Anyway have fun reading and if I dont get atleast one review I'm gonna scream lol jk
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Post by alanna on Jul 31, 2006 22:15:20 GMT -5
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN I BETA FOR YOU? i have a few changes that need to be made to your story spelling wise otherwise it is EXELENT LUV AL
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Post by TidsMagi on Aug 3, 2006 16:06:41 GMT -5
Alanna you have full permision to beta for me if you want to lol I never thought soemone would be that happy to hehe ;D
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