Bohemian Rapsody sung by Alanna

[alanna]

Bohemian rhapsody by Alanna
AN Alanna is black text
Actions are italic
And the backup singers that become the angry crowd are in pink
DISCLAMER: i don't own ALANNA but i am ALanna i also don't own Bohemian Rapsody but i do own the angry crowd.
Atack my pretties (goes to mutter in a corner)


Alanna sings in the ballroom
Is this my real life or is this just fantasy. I’m caught in a mad slide no escape from this nobility
Open your eyes look into my heart and see. I’m just a noble noble I need your love you see. Cause when I’m done i'm gonna go. When I’m done I’m gonna go. Any way the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me to me.
Johnny just killed the duke, put my hilt against his head pushed the blade in and now he’s dead. Johnny his terror had just begun and now I’ve stopped the terrorist today. Johnny ohooo. Didn’t mean to make a mess but now you have to go and clean it up so go right now go right now and don’t forget your apron.
To late my ride has come. Said goodbye to this town my body will be aching in a short time. Goodbye my friends they said I’ve got to go. Got to leave this life behind and face the truth. Johnny ohooo any way the wind blows I don’t wanna cry but I sometimes wish I never met you all.
Alanna goes crazy on an air guitar.
I see a little silhouette of a duke.
He’s got a moose got a moose does he have a flamingo. Chariots and riding Jon finds very very frightening he he. George and Raoul George and Raoul George and Raoul George and Raoul George and Raoul fight like girls. They dance like dolls. I’m not a poor girl everybody loves me she’s not a poor girl everybody loves her spare us our lives form her singing please
easy Jon easy crowd
(Alanna backs away from the oncoming crowd that has pich forks)
will they let me
we kill you now and cut your voice box out we kill and cut your voice box out
let me go
we will not let you go
let me go
we will not let you go
let me go
we will not let you go
they’ll never never never let me run.
No no no no no.
oh mamma save me mamma save me mamma
we will kill her now.
Usonie has a torture set a side for me for me for me
Alanna goes crazy on an air guitar.

So you think you can stop me and cover my eves so you think you can love me and leave me to die oh baby can’t do this to me baby just gotta get out just gotta get right out a here.
Ooooooooooooo yeah Ooooooooooooo yeah
Nothing really matter any one can see nothing really matters nothing really matters to me.
Alanna bursts out crying

[Meluivan Indil]

Okay this is hilarious, completely hilarious, but there are a couple of things.

If you want italics and colors to show up you have to use the Tags when you post it. And could you please include a disclaimer. I don't know which you'll have to disclaim more, the Tamora Pierce fiction or Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, but both might be appropriate. (I never thought I'd read a disclaimer that included both of those at the same time. Now I've seen everything)

I can actually see you jamming on the guitar and I don't even know what you look like.

[lil ol me]

ooh, I'm lovin it. (now i sound like the jerks at mcDonalds

[alanna]

thanks i don't normally get good reviews
LUV Al

[wildfire]

Hehe, Alanna slamming on the air guitar. She's a little out of character when she cries at the end, but that just adds to the comedy, of course. Write more stuff!

[Lady Mage]

Yeah. It's really great!

[alanna]

thanks guys i feel really special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brownies for all.
yeah i know alanna was sorta ooc but i sorta wnated her to show her inner feelings about the angry mob wanting to kill her.
NOT JUST OOC
LUV AL