Post by Meluivan Indil on Aug 18, 2007 14:27:27 GMT -5
Well Idril posted this on her livejournal and it looked like lots of fun. If you don't recognize some of choices of characters don't be surprised. I have off the wall tastes at times.
List twelve characters from any fandom, and then answer the following questions.
1. William Turner (Pirates of the Carribean)
2. Ares, God of War (Hercules & Xena)
3. Jack Bauer (24)
4. Tony Almeida (24)
5. Martin Fitzgerald (Without A Trace)
6. Ezra Standish (Magnificent Seven tv Series)
7. Chloe Obrian (24)
8. Elizabeth Swann (Pirates of the Carribean
9. Legolas (Lord of the Rings)
10. Haldir (Lord of the Rings)
11. Erik (Phantom of the Opera)
12. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
1. Who would make a better college prof, 6 or 11?
Well if it was teaching gambling I'd say Ezra in a heartbeat but for everything else it would have to be Erik. He is a genius you know.
2. Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Well considering he's the greek god of war and can throw fireballs I'd say he's definately hot in more than one way. But since I know what this question is refering to I'd say most decidedly yes. Hotter than Tartarus itself.
3. 12 sends 8 out on a mission. What is it? Does it succeed?
My lord what kind of mission could Hermione send Elizabeth on? Maybe a mission to find more knowledge since that's what Hermione craves. But I just can't see Lizzie finding anything but a pirate to love.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Hmm, I could see Legolas pondering over some beautiful nature themed poetry.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Oh yeah, a god is gonna swear fealty to a gambler. I can see that. Not. Now if it could get Ezra ahead at the tables he'd send his own mother to sacrifice at Ares temple.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should (s)he share a studio apartment with 9 or 10?
Well Legolas and Haldir are so much alike that it would be so hard to choose. But really we see that Legolas does well as Aragorn's friend so I guess he and Martin could get along.
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Oh Chloe and Hermione do not deserve this at all. Why not me. I'll go. But then again since Ares is a god he doesn't really have to eat. And I'm sure he's not gonna share his precious Ambrosia with them two. But for the sake of the question I guess he'd probably invite them to a dinner with his warlords at which point Hermione would faint at the warlords dreadful table manners and Chloe would say something to get herself beheaded.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Okay you know Jack is gonna have a gun which he is a dead aim with but Haldir is an Elf and his bow is just as trusty. But wouldn't the gun be faster than the bow? But then again if it is an old fashioned sword fight I'd have to lay odds on Haldir. He is an elf after all.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would she/he get it back?
Well since Will is Elizabeth's most precious possession this is sort of a mute point. Oh she'd get it back allright.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Gosh that's hard. What does Chloe desire? For us shippers I'd say Jack but maybe not. Hermione is easy. Knowledge. So what, maybe "Knowledge of Jack" That's horrible. Ugh.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Tony and Will? Jeesh, they have nothing in common at all. I just can't think of anything whatsoever.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Why couldn't it have been one of the men. Oh well. Chloe and I have such similar attitudes that I think we'd either completely butt heads or we'd be the best of friends, one or the other but nothing in between.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Do you really think I'm gonna command a trained killer to do something and get away with it. Well if I could I'd just have him protect me always.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Erik, oh yeah. I know Idril does as do I.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Gosh, I don't think Ares would choose either one of them. Tony and Martin are both very stand up guys. Heros. Now I can see Ares sending people to kill them both though.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"For Lothlorien and all of Middle Earth"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Oh that song from At Worlds End "Hoist the Colors" She did so well singing it in the movie.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Oh yeah, Hermione gets it for sure. Both Will and Ezra would be the ultimate gentlemen and offer it to her.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Though there was quite alot of homosexuality in Greek history I just can't see Haldir being Ares type. Ares had too many gorgeous woman to choose from.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Oh poor Martin. I'd have to say that nasty drug problem he had in season 4. But it's really not his fault.
21. What is 6's secret?
Ezra has more secrets than any one man can imagine but I guess his most guarded one would be his need for friendship.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Sorry Erik, but you just can't beat an elf. They are too fast.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Dang both Chloe and Elizabeth are strong woman so that is a tough one. But I think Liz has more experience with killing so I'd have to choose her.
24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that s/he is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Okay this one has me half way lost. Will Turner and Legolas team up to save the world from Tony. Allright, yeah both of them are played by Orlando and I'm seeing bad fanfiction already but anyhow, Tony would never run a sinister organization. Okay and Erik is a spy. No can't see that. If he wanted you gone, you'd be gone. No secrets about it. And then Tony kidnapps Hermione. Oh yeah right. So Martin tells them to seek out Jack, who can kick anybody's butt but aren't Jack and Tony best friends. Ahhh, sh*t. So the title shall be "The Worst Peice of Fan-Fiction Crap Ever." The end.
Well that cetainly was strange but highly entertaining. Who else wants to give it a go?
M.
List twelve characters from any fandom, and then answer the following questions.
1. William Turner (Pirates of the Carribean)
2. Ares, God of War (Hercules & Xena)
3. Jack Bauer (24)
4. Tony Almeida (24)
5. Martin Fitzgerald (Without A Trace)
6. Ezra Standish (Magnificent Seven tv Series)
7. Chloe Obrian (24)
8. Elizabeth Swann (Pirates of the Carribean
9. Legolas (Lord of the Rings)
10. Haldir (Lord of the Rings)
11. Erik (Phantom of the Opera)
12. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
1. Who would make a better college prof, 6 or 11?
Well if it was teaching gambling I'd say Ezra in a heartbeat but for everything else it would have to be Erik. He is a genius you know.
2. Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Well considering he's the greek god of war and can throw fireballs I'd say he's definately hot in more than one way. But since I know what this question is refering to I'd say most decidedly yes. Hotter than Tartarus itself.
3. 12 sends 8 out on a mission. What is it? Does it succeed?
My lord what kind of mission could Hermione send Elizabeth on? Maybe a mission to find more knowledge since that's what Hermione craves. But I just can't see Lizzie finding anything but a pirate to love.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Hmm, I could see Legolas pondering over some beautiful nature themed poetry.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Oh yeah, a god is gonna swear fealty to a gambler. I can see that. Not. Now if it could get Ezra ahead at the tables he'd send his own mother to sacrifice at Ares temple.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should (s)he share a studio apartment with 9 or 10?
Well Legolas and Haldir are so much alike that it would be so hard to choose. But really we see that Legolas does well as Aragorn's friend so I guess he and Martin could get along.
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Oh Chloe and Hermione do not deserve this at all. Why not me. I'll go. But then again since Ares is a god he doesn't really have to eat. And I'm sure he's not gonna share his precious Ambrosia with them two. But for the sake of the question I guess he'd probably invite them to a dinner with his warlords at which point Hermione would faint at the warlords dreadful table manners and Chloe would say something to get herself beheaded.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Okay you know Jack is gonna have a gun which he is a dead aim with but Haldir is an Elf and his bow is just as trusty. But wouldn't the gun be faster than the bow? But then again if it is an old fashioned sword fight I'd have to lay odds on Haldir. He is an elf after all.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would she/he get it back?
Well since Will is Elizabeth's most precious possession this is sort of a mute point. Oh she'd get it back allright.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Gosh that's hard. What does Chloe desire? For us shippers I'd say Jack but maybe not. Hermione is easy. Knowledge. So what, maybe "Knowledge of Jack" That's horrible. Ugh.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Tony and Will? Jeesh, they have nothing in common at all. I just can't think of anything whatsoever.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Why couldn't it have been one of the men. Oh well. Chloe and I have such similar attitudes that I think we'd either completely butt heads or we'd be the best of friends, one or the other but nothing in between.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Do you really think I'm gonna command a trained killer to do something and get away with it. Well if I could I'd just have him protect me always.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Erik, oh yeah. I know Idril does as do I.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Gosh, I don't think Ares would choose either one of them. Tony and Martin are both very stand up guys. Heros. Now I can see Ares sending people to kill them both though.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"For Lothlorien and all of Middle Earth"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Oh that song from At Worlds End "Hoist the Colors" She did so well singing it in the movie.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Oh yeah, Hermione gets it for sure. Both Will and Ezra would be the ultimate gentlemen and offer it to her.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Though there was quite alot of homosexuality in Greek history I just can't see Haldir being Ares type. Ares had too many gorgeous woman to choose from.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Oh poor Martin. I'd have to say that nasty drug problem he had in season 4. But it's really not his fault.
21. What is 6's secret?
Ezra has more secrets than any one man can imagine but I guess his most guarded one would be his need for friendship.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Sorry Erik, but you just can't beat an elf. They are too fast.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Dang both Chloe and Elizabeth are strong woman so that is a tough one. But I think Liz has more experience with killing so I'd have to choose her.
24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that s/he is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Okay this one has me half way lost. Will Turner and Legolas team up to save the world from Tony. Allright, yeah both of them are played by Orlando and I'm seeing bad fanfiction already but anyhow, Tony would never run a sinister organization. Okay and Erik is a spy. No can't see that. If he wanted you gone, you'd be gone. No secrets about it. And then Tony kidnapps Hermione. Oh yeah right. So Martin tells them to seek out Jack, who can kick anybody's butt but aren't Jack and Tony best friends. Ahhh, sh*t. So the title shall be "The Worst Peice of Fan-Fiction Crap Ever." The end.
Well that cetainly was strange but highly entertaining. Who else wants to give it a go?
M.
And at #13....oh, I would have such an answer for that one. *sigh*
