Post by chibinaru on Jan 2, 2006 22:14:46 GMT -5
I'm trying to spread some humor on an angst-filled Naruto section. XD This fic is conjoined with my other one, FMA Radio Show, in the Fullmetal Alchemist section. It will mention Ed briefly, so don't panic if you don't know who Ed is.
This is a major ripoff of the Naruto radio show in Japan called Naruto Nippon, part of Aniplex Hour. I have no idea what I'm doing when I write these, it just sorta happens. XD
Okay! Here's a disclaimer since I ripped off so many things:
Naruto (c) Masashi Kishimoto
Format taken from O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 22: 1st March, 2004; Takeuchi Junko/Morikubo Shoutarou
www.naruto-nippon.net/
AND... since I stole their commercial translations:
[XD Fanworks]
www.tougenkyou.net/xd/
[something white and puffy]
www.livejournal.com/~kuuumo/
Translation: Pan
Special thanks: kuuumo, Yorugu-shishou
Rated- T. A low-ish T.
Pairings- None, not really.
Spoilers- Not unless you don't know who Orochimaru is.
Warnings- Some OOC-ness sprinkled around. There's no logic in this, don't look into it.
Jeeeeepers. Here's the actual fic!
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ChibiNaru- We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz!
We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Kyu kyu!
Aniplex Hour!
Naruto Nippon!
And guess what? It’s TRUE!
Naruto- NO IT’S NOT! What did you do to my radio show?!
ChibiNaru- Gave it some pizzazz and whatnot.
Naruto- It had pizzazz! And you took over and ruined it!
ChibiNaru- I didn’t ruin it! Ask Ed!
Naruto- Who do you think I was talking to five minutes ago?! He even gave me a warning note!
ChibiNaru- Really? Lemme see.
“Beware the rabid fanfic writer. She sucks. She has no talent for radio shows. And worst of all… she rips them off and the entire media market wants her dead.”
Hm. Oh wait, there’s more.
“She’s talented and beautiful and ignore everything I just said before.”
Naruto- Yes, it—Hey, that’s not what it said! Gimme that.
ChibiNaru- Thanks, Ed. I’ll treasure every spastic moment we spent together.
Naruto- You’re a moron. I’m leaving.
ChibiNaru- Apparently you didn’t talk to Ed long enough. Then you would know that leaving is futile! You must comply.
Naruto- Comply? Comply with what? … Oh my Snickers, are you hitting on me?!
ChibiNaru- No.
Naruto- I’m twelve!!
ChibiNaru- Waitaminnit! That’s not what I—
Naruto- Who ARE you?!
ChibiNaru- Just an innocent teenage girl trying to run a decent radio ripoff!! Guy! Why is everyone on my case?!
Naruto- Maybe because you’re CREEPY!
ChibiNaru- I’m not creepy, just a little misunderstood. Anyway, welcome to Naruto Nippon Ripoff! I’m ChibiNaru and this spastic dude trying to eat the chair is Naruto!
Naruto- ESCAPE!
ChibiNaru- Unless you’re singing the Hoobastank song, it’s not doing a thing for you.
Naruto- Who the frig is Hoobastank? What kind of name is Hoobastank?
ChibiNaru- Doth thou not listen to the rock radio station?
Naruto- No, thou does not.
ChibiNaru- But I thought all you Naruto people liked rock music. Good Lord, have you not heard your own theme songs?
Naruto- No, I choose not to listen to them. I like jazz.
ChibiNaru- Ah. A jazz man.
Naruto- Yes.
ChibiNaru- Well, thanks for that interesting fact. Anyway, how’s your love life?
Naruto- My what?
ChibiNaru- Y’know, your love life. Anybody interesting…? Hmmmm?
Naruto- Holy crap, she’s doing it again!!
ChibiNaru- What? Doing what?! … Oh, for Pete’s sake.
Naruto- I WANT OUT!
ChibiNaru- Get yer mind outta the gutter, kid. I was just making conversation. This IS a radio show, you know. No one can see you spazzing and eating my $1000 equipment. By the way, stop that.
Naruto- Is there a switch somewhere?
ChibiNaru- DON’T TOUCH THOSE! It took forever to get Ed to stop. Just say no.
Naruto- No!
ChibiNaru- Okay! So anyway, I was reading—
Naruto- What the heck?
ChibiNaru- What? What what?
Naruto- I didn’t make this…
ChibiNaru- Didn’t make what? … Oh. That ain’t your jutsu, man! That’s a plushie.
Naruto- A what?
ChibiNaru- A plushie. It came from an import toy store in New York wrapped in Korean newspaper.
Naruto- That’s creepy. AHH! YOU CAN TAKE THE SHIRT OFF!
ChibiNaru- Aw, you can not. The head’s too big. Geez, don’t spaz your whiskers off.
Naruto- I didn’t sign anything. I didn’t know about this! Someone is using my likeness and selling them to children! THE CADS! I image I’ll get a big wad of cash for this…
ChibiNaru- NYEH!
Naruto- EEEEW!
ChibiNaru- MEH!
Naruto- QUIT SHOVING THE PLUSHIE’S BUTT IN MY FACE!
ChibiNaru- Heheh, my brother said the same thing.
Naruto- You shoved the plushie’s butt at your brother?! You monster!
ChibiNaru- It wasn’t on purpose. It was a tragic Donkey Konga mishap.
Naruto- Oh. My.
ChibiNaru- Well… While Naruto is stunned out of his gourd, listen to some of these LOVELY ripoff commercials those nice people at Aniplex provided. They’re quite nice; if you ignore the fact that they’re not getting paid for them and I’ll probably get another court notice… BUT! We don’t care about that, do we? No we don’t.
Naruto- SHUT UP!
ChibiNaru- … Commercials, yay.
COMMERCIAL
We're through the second stage!
The DVD series is more powered up now datte ba yo!
It's here... here... finally here!
My match is finally here!
The opponents are Kiba and Akamaru!
I'll use my new skill to win this, no problem!
NARUTO Second Stage, DVD Scroll Three.
On sale on March 10th from Aniplex!
The new comic series of Gravitation has evolved into a drama cd!
There are now new characters, and the drama is powered up!
A super high-tension dangerous love comedy!
Gravitation Drama CD Volume 1!
On sale from Aniplex!
I'm Anita.
I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita.
Crybaby Anita's exciting drama!
The series is over it's middle stage now!
R.O.D. The TV, DVD.
Hot off the press from Aniplex!
*music fades off*
Naruto- Hey hey! Those were the commercials from last—
ChibiNaru- MUSIC CARE!!
Naruto- GAH! Don’t sing, please!!
ChibiNaru- *beating on Donkey Konga bongos*
NARUTO, Rasengan Kage Bushin!
SAKURA sha-n naro, SASUKE wa Chidori Sharingan
INO Shinten- SHIKAMARU Kagemane
CHOUJI Nikudan Shensha de gorogoro—
Naruto- *high-pitched banshee shriek* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
ChibiNaru- What?! Who died?!
Naruto- Everyone listening to the show!!
ChibiNaru- Oh. We’re okay then.
Naruto- Our song! You murdered it!
ChibiNaru- I did not! I gave it publicity.
Naruto- Yeah, BAD publicity! At least you didn’t get to my solo. Then I would have eaten you.
ChibiNaru- Wow, really?
Naruto- Yeah.
ChibiNaru- That’s nice. Anyway, we have a special surprise guest today!
Naruto- I thought I was the guest!
ChibiNaru- No, you’re my plucky sidekick. Our surprise guest for today is… SASUKE!
Naruto- NOOOOO!
ChibiNaru- Would you rather we schedule Gaara instead? I think we can pencil him in…
Naruto- NOOOOO!
ChibiNaru- That’s what I thought. Okay Sasuke, mosey on in.
Sasuke- Move over, you.
Naruto- THIS IS *MY* CHAIR!
ChibiNaru- Sasuke, don’t sit there. Naruto chewed on it.
Sasuke- Oh, ew.
Naruto- Yeah, you better move. Good thing you’re sitting on the other side…
Sasuke- Are you threatening me?
Naruto- Yeah! … No.
ChibiNaru- One big happy family. That’s what this radio show is about. Family and togetherness.
Sasuke- From what I heard, it was about cheeseballs and Donkey Konga.
ChibiNaru- You heard that? Holy cow, Sasuke listens to this crap.
Naruto- … Why?
Sasuke- No, I ran into Ed a few blocks away. He gave me this note—
ChibiNaru- I’ll take that. Here you go, Pakkun. You’re my new trash dispenser.
Pakkun- YAY! NOTES!
ChibiNaru- Anyway, you two seem to have an interesting relationship. Care to elaborate?
Naruto- WHAT relationship? You’re not one of THOSE fangirls…?!
ChibiNaru- Man, what is WITH you?! Geez, you’re leaking spaz juice all over the place.
Naruto- I’m not leaking spaz…
ChibiNaru- Look! Sasuke’s drowning?
Sasuke- What?
Naruto- Ma’am, you are NOT well in the head.
ChibiNaru- It’s almost 12:30 and I’m watching Cromartie High School. What’d you expect?
Sasuke- *snoooore*
ChibiNaru- Sasuke, wake up.
Sasuke- Hnn?
ChibiNaru- Hm, this isn’t going exactly how I planned…
Naruto- Geez, when did you get a clue?
ChibiNaru- I guess I should start something. So… who—
? ? ?- Good morning…
ChibiNaru- What in the world? Okay, this interrupting thing is getting really old.
? ? ?- Don’t bother looking. You can’t see me.
ChibiNaru- … All right, who let the chain smoker in?
? ? ?- Are you insulting my voice?
ChibiNaru- No. Yes. … Holy fish!! Something’s oozing out of the wall! That’s just—Now that’s… C’mon, that’s nasty! Who the frig let you in?! … Sasuke, come out of the broom closet.
Naruto- … I think I’ll be going now.
ChibiNaru- Oh, no you don’t.
? ? ?- Hello, ladies!
Naruto- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
ChibiNaru- Sweet night… It’s Orochimaru!
Naruto- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
ChibiNaru- Who let you in?!
Orochimaru- I let myself in.
ChibiNaru- Oh, for the love of Mike, would you get outta here?!
Orochimaru- Why?
ChibiNaru- Because I hate you! And Sasuke’s in the broom closet and Naruto’s having a seizure on the floor!
Orochimaru- … Sasuke’s here?
Sasuke- *distant* Ehh!
ChibiNaru- NO! I-I didn’t mean that!
Orochimaru- Ooooh, my Sasuke-kun!
ChibiNaru- Ew, don’t…
Orochimaru- The broom closet, eh? Oh, Sasuke…
ChibiNaru- For crying out loud! Stupid snake. Go shed somewhere else! This is MY radio show and you’re ruining it with all your gender confusing-ness!
Naruto- Wait, I thought Orochimaru WAS a guy.
ChibiNaru- Naruto! You’re back! Orochimaru’s a guy. However… Kujira is not.
Naruto- What?! You’re kidding!
ChibiNaru- I wish. All right, Orochimaru. Go back to your hole.
Orochimaru- Aw, but we were going to paint our nails later.
ChibiNaru- Are you kidding me? You’re insane. Leave, you’ve caused us enough trouble with your little intrusion.
Orochimaru- I just need a hug.
ChibiNaru- Not from Sasuke. Now go.
Orochimaru- But—
ChibiNaru- I know, I know, you want his body. If you say that one more time I’m gonna smack you with a hairbrush. Now LEAVE!
Orochimaru- Fine. Insolent brat.
Naruto- That was just stupid.
ChibiNaru- Okay, Sasuke. You can come out now.
Sasuke- I… I think I’m going to leave now.
ChibiNaru- I’d let Orochimaru get a head start down the road. Go to the medics next door for a few minutes. Then you won’t run into him later.
Sasuke- Yeah… Yeah. Next door.
ChibiNaru- Poor Sasuke.
Naruto- Riiiiight.
ChibiNaru- That was quite eventful. What did you think, Naruto?
Naruto- I think it was a big waste of time.
ChibiNaru- You didn’t get a thing out of it?
Naruto- No.
ChibiNaru- Well, shoot. You didn’t grow at all?
Naruto- Not that I know of.
ChibiNaru- Drat. Hey, when you become hokage, will you like, mention me or something?
Naruto- Pssh, no.
ChibiNaru- What? Am I not worthy or something?
Naruto- Shine my shoes, peon!
ChibiNaru- Okay, that’s going a little too far.
Naruto- My shoes are dirty. Shine them!
ChibiNaru- Man, I ain’t shinin’ your shoes. Go ask Orochimaru. He’ll do it.
Naruto- Yeah, with his TONGUE!
ChibiNaru- Ew, grody. Thanks for the Orochimaru-tongue image. Well, we’re about out of time!
Naruto- REALLY?!
ChibiNaru- I’m as sad as you are, Naruto! But all good things must come to an end.
Naruto- You confuse me.
ChibiNaru- You’re not the only one. Alright Naru, please read off the address thing.
Naruto- ‘Naru’? What address dattebayo?
ChibiNaru- AHH! YOU SAID IT! It’s a mailbox located directly above Pakkun, my trash disposal. Therefore, when a letter is dropped into it, Pakkun gets the treat! And he likes it!
Pakkun- No, I don’t. But I do get paid.
ChibiNaru- Read this.
Naruto-
ALL court notices and/or legal documents go to:
PO 552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon Ripoff
Email is alright.
Email should be in small letters:
naru@abc1214.com
That's naru@abc1214.com
And… that’s it?
ChibiNaru- Yep! It’s 1:30! The train is going to keep me up tonight! My lips hurt! My Naruto plushie is giving me creepy looks! This is ChibiNaru and…
Naruto- And…
ChibiNaru- Good Lord, can’t you people catch on? This is ChibiNaru and Naruto signing off. GOOD BYE!
This is a major ripoff of the Naruto radio show in Japan called Naruto Nippon, part of Aniplex Hour. I have no idea what I'm doing when I write these, it just sorta happens. XD
Okay! Here's a disclaimer since I ripped off so many things:
Naruto (c) Masashi Kishimoto
Format taken from O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 22: 1st March, 2004; Takeuchi Junko/Morikubo Shoutarou
www.naruto-nippon.net/
AND... since I stole their commercial translations:
[XD Fanworks]
www.tougenkyou.net/xd/
[something white and puffy]
www.livejournal.com/~kuuumo/
Translation: Pan
Special thanks: kuuumo, Yorugu-shishou
Rated- T. A low-ish T.
Pairings- None, not really.
Spoilers- Not unless you don't know who Orochimaru is.
Warnings- Some OOC-ness sprinkled around. There's no logic in this, don't look into it.
Jeeeeepers. Here's the actual fic!
---
ChibiNaru- We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz!
We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Kyu kyu!
Aniplex Hour!
Naruto Nippon!
And guess what? It’s TRUE!
Naruto- NO IT’S NOT! What did you do to my radio show?!
ChibiNaru- Gave it some pizzazz and whatnot.
Naruto- It had pizzazz! And you took over and ruined it!
ChibiNaru- I didn’t ruin it! Ask Ed!
Naruto- Who do you think I was talking to five minutes ago?! He even gave me a warning note!
ChibiNaru- Really? Lemme see.
“Beware the rabid fanfic writer. She sucks. She has no talent for radio shows. And worst of all… she rips them off and the entire media market wants her dead.”
Hm. Oh wait, there’s more.
“She’s talented and beautiful and ignore everything I just said before.”
Naruto- Yes, it—Hey, that’s not what it said! Gimme that.
ChibiNaru- Thanks, Ed. I’ll treasure every spastic moment we spent together.
Naruto- You’re a moron. I’m leaving.
ChibiNaru- Apparently you didn’t talk to Ed long enough. Then you would know that leaving is futile! You must comply.
Naruto- Comply? Comply with what? … Oh my Snickers, are you hitting on me?!
ChibiNaru- No.
Naruto- I’m twelve!!
ChibiNaru- Waitaminnit! That’s not what I—
Naruto- Who ARE you?!
ChibiNaru- Just an innocent teenage girl trying to run a decent radio ripoff!! Guy! Why is everyone on my case?!
Naruto- Maybe because you’re CREEPY!
ChibiNaru- I’m not creepy, just a little misunderstood. Anyway, welcome to Naruto Nippon Ripoff! I’m ChibiNaru and this spastic dude trying to eat the chair is Naruto!
Naruto- ESCAPE!
ChibiNaru- Unless you’re singing the Hoobastank song, it’s not doing a thing for you.
Naruto- Who the frig is Hoobastank? What kind of name is Hoobastank?
ChibiNaru- Doth thou not listen to the rock radio station?
Naruto- No, thou does not.
ChibiNaru- But I thought all you Naruto people liked rock music. Good Lord, have you not heard your own theme songs?
Naruto- No, I choose not to listen to them. I like jazz.
ChibiNaru- Ah. A jazz man.
Naruto- Yes.
ChibiNaru- Well, thanks for that interesting fact. Anyway, how’s your love life?
Naruto- My what?
ChibiNaru- Y’know, your love life. Anybody interesting…? Hmmmm?
Naruto- Holy crap, she’s doing it again!!
ChibiNaru- What? Doing what?! … Oh, for Pete’s sake.
Naruto- I WANT OUT!
ChibiNaru- Get yer mind outta the gutter, kid. I was just making conversation. This IS a radio show, you know. No one can see you spazzing and eating my $1000 equipment. By the way, stop that.
Naruto- Is there a switch somewhere?
ChibiNaru- DON’T TOUCH THOSE! It took forever to get Ed to stop. Just say no.
Naruto- No!
ChibiNaru- Okay! So anyway, I was reading—
Naruto- What the heck?
ChibiNaru- What? What what?
Naruto- I didn’t make this…
ChibiNaru- Didn’t make what? … Oh. That ain’t your jutsu, man! That’s a plushie.
Naruto- A what?
ChibiNaru- A plushie. It came from an import toy store in New York wrapped in Korean newspaper.
Naruto- That’s creepy. AHH! YOU CAN TAKE THE SHIRT OFF!
ChibiNaru- Aw, you can not. The head’s too big. Geez, don’t spaz your whiskers off.
Naruto- I didn’t sign anything. I didn’t know about this! Someone is using my likeness and selling them to children! THE CADS! I image I’ll get a big wad of cash for this…
ChibiNaru- NYEH!
Naruto- EEEEW!
ChibiNaru- MEH!
Naruto- QUIT SHOVING THE PLUSHIE’S BUTT IN MY FACE!
ChibiNaru- Heheh, my brother said the same thing.
Naruto- You shoved the plushie’s butt at your brother?! You monster!
ChibiNaru- It wasn’t on purpose. It was a tragic Donkey Konga mishap.
Naruto- Oh. My.
ChibiNaru- Well… While Naruto is stunned out of his gourd, listen to some of these LOVELY ripoff commercials those nice people at Aniplex provided. They’re quite nice; if you ignore the fact that they’re not getting paid for them and I’ll probably get another court notice… BUT! We don’t care about that, do we? No we don’t.
Naruto- SHUT UP!
ChibiNaru- … Commercials, yay.
COMMERCIAL
We're through the second stage!
The DVD series is more powered up now datte ba yo!
It's here... here... finally here!
My match is finally here!
The opponents are Kiba and Akamaru!
I'll use my new skill to win this, no problem!
NARUTO Second Stage, DVD Scroll Three.
On sale on March 10th from Aniplex!
The new comic series of Gravitation has evolved into a drama cd!
There are now new characters, and the drama is powered up!
A super high-tension dangerous love comedy!
Gravitation Drama CD Volume 1!
On sale from Aniplex!
I'm Anita.
I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita.
Crybaby Anita's exciting drama!
The series is over it's middle stage now!
R.O.D. The TV, DVD.
Hot off the press from Aniplex!
*music fades off*
Naruto- Hey hey! Those were the commercials from last—
ChibiNaru- MUSIC CARE!!
Naruto- GAH! Don’t sing, please!!
ChibiNaru- *beating on Donkey Konga bongos*
NARUTO, Rasengan Kage Bushin!
SAKURA sha-n naro, SASUKE wa Chidori Sharingan
INO Shinten- SHIKAMARU Kagemane
CHOUJI Nikudan Shensha de gorogoro—
Naruto- *high-pitched banshee shriek* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
ChibiNaru- What?! Who died?!
Naruto- Everyone listening to the show!!
ChibiNaru- Oh. We’re okay then.
Naruto- Our song! You murdered it!
ChibiNaru- I did not! I gave it publicity.
Naruto- Yeah, BAD publicity! At least you didn’t get to my solo. Then I would have eaten you.
ChibiNaru- Wow, really?
Naruto- Yeah.
ChibiNaru- That’s nice. Anyway, we have a special surprise guest today!
Naruto- I thought I was the guest!
ChibiNaru- No, you’re my plucky sidekick. Our surprise guest for today is… SASUKE!
Naruto- NOOOOO!
ChibiNaru- Would you rather we schedule Gaara instead? I think we can pencil him in…
Naruto- NOOOOO!
ChibiNaru- That’s what I thought. Okay Sasuke, mosey on in.
Sasuke- Move over, you.
Naruto- THIS IS *MY* CHAIR!
ChibiNaru- Sasuke, don’t sit there. Naruto chewed on it.
Sasuke- Oh, ew.
Naruto- Yeah, you better move. Good thing you’re sitting on the other side…
Sasuke- Are you threatening me?
Naruto- Yeah! … No.
ChibiNaru- One big happy family. That’s what this radio show is about. Family and togetherness.
Sasuke- From what I heard, it was about cheeseballs and Donkey Konga.
ChibiNaru- You heard that? Holy cow, Sasuke listens to this crap.
Naruto- … Why?
Sasuke- No, I ran into Ed a few blocks away. He gave me this note—
ChibiNaru- I’ll take that. Here you go, Pakkun. You’re my new trash dispenser.
Pakkun- YAY! NOTES!
ChibiNaru- Anyway, you two seem to have an interesting relationship. Care to elaborate?
Naruto- WHAT relationship? You’re not one of THOSE fangirls…?!
ChibiNaru- Man, what is WITH you?! Geez, you’re leaking spaz juice all over the place.
Naruto- I’m not leaking spaz…
ChibiNaru- Look! Sasuke’s drowning?
Sasuke- What?
Naruto- Ma’am, you are NOT well in the head.
ChibiNaru- It’s almost 12:30 and I’m watching Cromartie High School. What’d you expect?
Sasuke- *snoooore*
ChibiNaru- Sasuke, wake up.
Sasuke- Hnn?
ChibiNaru- Hm, this isn’t going exactly how I planned…
Naruto- Geez, when did you get a clue?
ChibiNaru- I guess I should start something. So… who—
? ? ?- Good morning…
ChibiNaru- What in the world? Okay, this interrupting thing is getting really old.
? ? ?- Don’t bother looking. You can’t see me.
ChibiNaru- … All right, who let the chain smoker in?
? ? ?- Are you insulting my voice?
ChibiNaru- No. Yes. … Holy fish!! Something’s oozing out of the wall! That’s just—Now that’s… C’mon, that’s nasty! Who the frig let you in?! … Sasuke, come out of the broom closet.
Naruto- … I think I’ll be going now.
ChibiNaru- Oh, no you don’t.
? ? ?- Hello, ladies!
Naruto- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
ChibiNaru- Sweet night… It’s Orochimaru!
Naruto- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
ChibiNaru- Who let you in?!
Orochimaru- I let myself in.
ChibiNaru- Oh, for the love of Mike, would you get outta here?!
Orochimaru- Why?
ChibiNaru- Because I hate you! And Sasuke’s in the broom closet and Naruto’s having a seizure on the floor!
Orochimaru- … Sasuke’s here?
Sasuke- *distant* Ehh!
ChibiNaru- NO! I-I didn’t mean that!
Orochimaru- Ooooh, my Sasuke-kun!
ChibiNaru- Ew, don’t…
Orochimaru- The broom closet, eh? Oh, Sasuke…
ChibiNaru- For crying out loud! Stupid snake. Go shed somewhere else! This is MY radio show and you’re ruining it with all your gender confusing-ness!
Naruto- Wait, I thought Orochimaru WAS a guy.
ChibiNaru- Naruto! You’re back! Orochimaru’s a guy. However… Kujira is not.
Naruto- What?! You’re kidding!
ChibiNaru- I wish. All right, Orochimaru. Go back to your hole.
Orochimaru- Aw, but we were going to paint our nails later.
ChibiNaru- Are you kidding me? You’re insane. Leave, you’ve caused us enough trouble with your little intrusion.
Orochimaru- I just need a hug.
ChibiNaru- Not from Sasuke. Now go.
Orochimaru- But—
ChibiNaru- I know, I know, you want his body. If you say that one more time I’m gonna smack you with a hairbrush. Now LEAVE!
Orochimaru- Fine. Insolent brat.
Naruto- That was just stupid.
ChibiNaru- Okay, Sasuke. You can come out now.
Sasuke- I… I think I’m going to leave now.
ChibiNaru- I’d let Orochimaru get a head start down the road. Go to the medics next door for a few minutes. Then you won’t run into him later.
Sasuke- Yeah… Yeah. Next door.
ChibiNaru- Poor Sasuke.
Naruto- Riiiiight.
ChibiNaru- That was quite eventful. What did you think, Naruto?
Naruto- I think it was a big waste of time.
ChibiNaru- You didn’t get a thing out of it?
Naruto- No.
ChibiNaru- Well, shoot. You didn’t grow at all?
Naruto- Not that I know of.
ChibiNaru- Drat. Hey, when you become hokage, will you like, mention me or something?
Naruto- Pssh, no.
ChibiNaru- What? Am I not worthy or something?
Naruto- Shine my shoes, peon!
ChibiNaru- Okay, that’s going a little too far.
Naruto- My shoes are dirty. Shine them!
ChibiNaru- Man, I ain’t shinin’ your shoes. Go ask Orochimaru. He’ll do it.
Naruto- Yeah, with his TONGUE!
ChibiNaru- Ew, grody. Thanks for the Orochimaru-tongue image. Well, we’re about out of time!
Naruto- REALLY?!
ChibiNaru- I’m as sad as you are, Naruto! But all good things must come to an end.
Naruto- You confuse me.
ChibiNaru- You’re not the only one. Alright Naru, please read off the address thing.
Naruto- ‘Naru’? What address dattebayo?
ChibiNaru- AHH! YOU SAID IT! It’s a mailbox located directly above Pakkun, my trash disposal. Therefore, when a letter is dropped into it, Pakkun gets the treat! And he likes it!
Pakkun- No, I don’t. But I do get paid.
ChibiNaru- Read this.
Naruto-
ALL court notices and/or legal documents go to:
PO 552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon Ripoff
Email is alright.
Email should be in small letters:
naru@abc1214.com
That's naru@abc1214.com
And… that’s it?
ChibiNaru- Yep! It’s 1:30! The train is going to keep me up tonight! My lips hurt! My Naruto plushie is giving me creepy looks! This is ChibiNaru and…
Naruto- And…
ChibiNaru- Good Lord, can’t you people catch on? This is ChibiNaru and Naruto signing off. GOOD BYE!
