Post by Anime Monster on Jun 7, 2006 23:47:25 GMT -5
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. Some very lucky Japanese guys do, though...
Author's Note: Well after talking to Ri, I decided this was needed. Warnings should be obeyed (I find flames amusing).
Summary: Oopsies, Duo's “mistake” leads to an early end to the series in this humorous meta take on episode 2's end.
Warnings: Slash, Meta-ing, Character Death (major), Relena bashing, everything one could want from a GW story.
Rating: T
The guy on the bridge of the battle ship held the gun. In Duo’s mind he was the bad guy, well at least that’s what the script said he should think. He had read the script ahead however. The woman was more of a “bad guy” in Duo’s opinion. He had a moment to think before he was to shoot the gun out of the hot guy’s hand.
Oh, dear, he wasn’t supposed to admit that. But how could he not help but to drool over that spandex...He shook his head out of his thoughts when he saw his cue. With a quick decision, he shot the...female dog. Duo had promised himself, after all, that if he couldn’t stop the thoughts of grabbing that spandex rear he wouldn’t curse in his own mind. It was a very difficult decision. Because all he wanted to do was curse at the woman, though he meant that in the loosest sense of the word, to death. He blatantly wondered if that would have worked. But it didn’t matter one way or the other.
He smiled brilliantly as the hot piece of...meat shot the bimbo between the eyes. Good shooting. If only he had had the opening. Duo would have pumped her body full of lead and other metal.
Relena couldn’t believe her luck. The script was leading her right back to Heero. She, unlike Heero and Duo, had not read ahead in the script. She didn’t know what was about to happen. She was actually ignoring the script for the most part. I mean, really, what author would write those words into anyone’s mouth?
Now all she had to do was think of something clever. Something to lure Heero into loving her. She could shout “Heero love me,” but that was being too obvious. She looked around for stimulus and noticed the odd tubular shaped things. What were they? Rolling pins? No, those were smaller. Razors? No, those were thin and pointy, daddy doesn’t allow her to play with razors. Cucumbers? No, those were a delicious snack. Missiles? No, why would Heero have silly missiles? They were big, and hurtful. Actually come to think of it, they looked rather like missles, except she didn’t think missiles were supposed to have little propellers on the end. And weren’t they supposed to be all shiny and pointy? She thought about it, yes most definitely.
What were the ones with propellers? Airplanes? No, those had wings and they fly, plus the only airplanes with propellers existed inside her picture books. Were they boats? No, but she knew she was close. Submarines? No, but they went under, or at least into, the water. TORPEDOES?! Why did Heero have torpedoes? She voiced this thought a minute later, when her brain processed the command to speak and relayed the command to her mouth.
She was shocked when Heero pulled the gun on her. Why would he pull a gun on her? He loved her. She knew it! He was just confused. He’d realize it. She flipped through the script to see what she was to do next. She was supposed to watch Heero get shot! Her eyes widened. Heero get shot?! NUUUU!!! Heero wouldn’t get shot, over her dead body.
With that thought, a shot rang out on deck. She dove to save Heero, and ended up getting shot in the shoulder. The pain was nothing. Oh pretty, there was pretty red stuff coming from the wound... She didn’t even think anything deadly might come of the red stuff coming out. It made her feel good, giddy even. She giggled. That seemed to be the stimuli for Heero. He raised his gun a little higher and pulled the trigger. She looked right down the barrel feeling the shot penetrate between her eyes. She giggled as she fell to her knees and then slumped on to her bleeding side.
Heero, aka. Spandex Boy, was very confused. When he heard the gun shot he expected to feel immense pain in his hand. It was the trouble with not having a stunt double, he’d have all the broken bones and injuries he was supposed to have. The cheapskates even used live rounds rather then blanks. He was already in talks with his attorney about it.
But Heero digressed, he was expecting pain and had none, he looked at his hand, which still held a gun and then up where Relena was squirting blood out of a new hole in her shoulder. Not about to knock fortune, after all, he’d read ahead in the script, he shot Relena between the eyes.
Three things happened after this one event.
The first was the most obvious. Relena died. People all over the world that had met her and were forced to call her Relena-sama rejoiced at this feeling free for the first time.
The second and least obvious was the total destruction of OZ and the Alliance. It turned out that both organizations had only started the war to destroy her. They were quite happy to let the colonies self-govern and to let countries be countries, after all ruling the world was a difficult job.
The third, and less obvious, was that Duo Maxwell and Heero Yuy live happily ever after. Heero actually had to be rehabilitated from his few days knowing the wicked witch of the J.A.P. point. Duo took care of this. And as the sun finished sinking into the horizon Duo claimed his prize and grabbed the spandex covered *ss.
“Oh so nobody can be perfect, Miss Monster,” he said as he leaned in to kiss the Japanese pilot, “sue me.”
Author's Note: Well after talking to Ri, I decided this was needed. Warnings should be obeyed (I find flames amusing).
Summary: Oopsies, Duo's “mistake” leads to an early end to the series in this humorous meta take on episode 2's end.
Warnings: Slash, Meta-ing, Character Death (major), Relena bashing, everything one could want from a GW story.
Rating: T
Actual Reality--Act Up
[/I][/u][/center]The guy on the bridge of the battle ship held the gun. In Duo’s mind he was the bad guy, well at least that’s what the script said he should think. He had read the script ahead however. The woman was more of a “bad guy” in Duo’s opinion. He had a moment to think before he was to shoot the gun out of the hot guy’s hand.
Oh, dear, he wasn’t supposed to admit that. But how could he not help but to drool over that spandex...He shook his head out of his thoughts when he saw his cue. With a quick decision, he shot the...female dog. Duo had promised himself, after all, that if he couldn’t stop the thoughts of grabbing that spandex rear he wouldn’t curse in his own mind. It was a very difficult decision. Because all he wanted to do was curse at the woman, though he meant that in the loosest sense of the word, to death. He blatantly wondered if that would have worked. But it didn’t matter one way or the other.
He smiled brilliantly as the hot piece of...meat shot the bimbo between the eyes. Good shooting. If only he had had the opening. Duo would have pumped her body full of lead and other metal.
Relena couldn’t believe her luck. The script was leading her right back to Heero. She, unlike Heero and Duo, had not read ahead in the script. She didn’t know what was about to happen. She was actually ignoring the script for the most part. I mean, really, what author would write those words into anyone’s mouth?
Now all she had to do was think of something clever. Something to lure Heero into loving her. She could shout “Heero love me,” but that was being too obvious. She looked around for stimulus and noticed the odd tubular shaped things. What were they? Rolling pins? No, those were smaller. Razors? No, those were thin and pointy, daddy doesn’t allow her to play with razors. Cucumbers? No, those were a delicious snack. Missiles? No, why would Heero have silly missiles? They were big, and hurtful. Actually come to think of it, they looked rather like missles, except she didn’t think missiles were supposed to have little propellers on the end. And weren’t they supposed to be all shiny and pointy? She thought about it, yes most definitely.
What were the ones with propellers? Airplanes? No, those had wings and they fly, plus the only airplanes with propellers existed inside her picture books. Were they boats? No, but she knew she was close. Submarines? No, but they went under, or at least into, the water. TORPEDOES?! Why did Heero have torpedoes? She voiced this thought a minute later, when her brain processed the command to speak and relayed the command to her mouth.
She was shocked when Heero pulled the gun on her. Why would he pull a gun on her? He loved her. She knew it! He was just confused. He’d realize it. She flipped through the script to see what she was to do next. She was supposed to watch Heero get shot! Her eyes widened. Heero get shot?! NUUUU!!! Heero wouldn’t get shot, over her dead body.
With that thought, a shot rang out on deck. She dove to save Heero, and ended up getting shot in the shoulder. The pain was nothing. Oh pretty, there was pretty red stuff coming from the wound... She didn’t even think anything deadly might come of the red stuff coming out. It made her feel good, giddy even. She giggled. That seemed to be the stimuli for Heero. He raised his gun a little higher and pulled the trigger. She looked right down the barrel feeling the shot penetrate between her eyes. She giggled as she fell to her knees and then slumped on to her bleeding side.
Heero, aka. Spandex Boy, was very confused. When he heard the gun shot he expected to feel immense pain in his hand. It was the trouble with not having a stunt double, he’d have all the broken bones and injuries he was supposed to have. The cheapskates even used live rounds rather then blanks. He was already in talks with his attorney about it.
But Heero digressed, he was expecting pain and had none, he looked at his hand, which still held a gun and then up where Relena was squirting blood out of a new hole in her shoulder. Not about to knock fortune, after all, he’d read ahead in the script, he shot Relena between the eyes.
Three things happened after this one event.
The first was the most obvious. Relena died. People all over the world that had met her and were forced to call her Relena-sama rejoiced at this feeling free for the first time.
The second and least obvious was the total destruction of OZ and the Alliance. It turned out that both organizations had only started the war to destroy her. They were quite happy to let the colonies self-govern and to let countries be countries, after all ruling the world was a difficult job.
The third, and less obvious, was that Duo Maxwell and Heero Yuy live happily ever after. Heero actually had to be rehabilitated from his few days knowing the wicked witch of the J.A.P. point. Duo took care of this. And as the sun finished sinking into the horizon Duo claimed his prize and grabbed the spandex covered *ss.
“Oh so nobody can be perfect, Miss Monster,” he said as he leaned in to kiss the Japanese pilot, “sue me.”
