Post by chibinaru on Nov 14, 2005 16:47:55 GMT -5
Fullmetal Alchemist Radio Show
Rated- T
Spoilers- Not really.
--
First of all, I must say I'm not sure WHAT exactly I was on when I wrote this. I'm sorry!
This is a little drabble thing I wrote when I was really high on FMA about a week ago. I stole the format from the Naruto Nippon radio show (part of Aniplex Hour in Japan). I stole some of their content, too. XD There's an FMA one, but I don't have the translation.
Here's a little disclaimer in my attempt to stay outta trouble:
Format taken from O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 22: 1st March, 2004; Takeuchi Junko/Morikubo Shoutarou
www.naruto-nippon.net/
AND... since I stole their commercial translations:
[XD Fanworks]
www.tougenkyou.net/xd/
[something white and puffy]
www.livejournal.com/~kuuumo/
Translation: Pan
Special thanks: kuuumo, Yorugu-shishou
OKAY!!! Hopefully I'm out of the hole now. XD It's kinda long. Enjoy.
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ChibiNaru- We're on air from the studio of the Military, from the other side of Central! We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Kyu kyu!
Aniplex Hour!
Hagane no Renkinjutsushidkfahds… Nippon…
Ed- You totally ripped that off.
ChibiNaru- Hush, child. I changed the words. “Hidden Leaf” is now “Military, “Herz” is now “Central”—
Ed- Takeuchi Junko and Paku Romi are gonna kick your—
ChibiNaru- Paku Romi didn’t say that. I don’t know what the heck Paku Romi even said. I don’t speak that. What, you think I’m that smart?
Ed- Actually I—
ChibiNaru- HELLO! This is Hagane no Renkinjutsushidkfahds Nippon! And this is Edward Elric, my secret lover.
Ed- WHAT!? It’d be nice if someone let me in on that stupid piece of FICTION.
ChibiNaru- That’s why it’s secret, hon.
Ed- What the…?
ChibiNaru- I’m ChibiNaru. Don’t ask why, I won’t tell you. And this is my freaking radio show that I COMPLETELY stole from Aniplex and no one listens to. Therefore—
Ed- If no one listens, why are you still here?
ChibiNaru- Because I’m rich.
Ed- No you’re not.
ChibiNaru- You’re right. I’m not. I live in a trailer on the outskirts of town where we have voting restrictions. SO! … Um, good evening. Or good night. Or good morning!
Ed- Was that really necessary?
ChibiNaru- If they’re on opposite sides of the world.
Ed- No, it’s not necessary.
ChibiNaru- Edward says that wasn’t necessary. Please erase the whole “good-whatever” thing from your mind.
Ed- I don’t wanna be here.
ChibiNaru- But I want you to be here. And that’s good enough.
Ed- No.
ChibiNaru- Do you realize that you’ve said “no” to me THREE times already?
Ed- Yes. And I’m about to do it again.
ChibiNaru- Wha—
Ed- *very slowly* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
ChibiNaru- … Anyway. I read some fanfics today.
Ed- Good for you.
ChibiNaru- They were quite good. It was by a person named Henrika the ENTIRE time. So anyway, I—
Ed- ‘Scuse me…? What’s this…?
ChibiNaru- Too much interrupting going on! … Ed, put the fax down.
Ed- But… It’s broken…
ChibiNaru- … It’s not broken, Einstein! I’m getting a fax!
…
ChibiNaru- Please read it aloud for the listeners, won’t you, Eddy?
Ed- Don’t call me that. It says:
“Dear Hagane no Renkinjutsushidkfahds Nippon,”
… Why do you spell it that way?
ChibiNaru- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD.
Ed- “It has been brought to our attention that you have been using the namesake, intro, and format of our radio shows. You’re being sued.
Signed, Aniplex”
ChibiNaru- Huh.
Ed- Should I frame this for you?
ChibiNaru- Nah. Just throw it in the garbage.
Ed- *shuffling noises* … Aha… “You’re being sued. Signed, Nickelodeon”. “You’re being sued. Signed, Tom Hanks”. “You’re being taken to court. Love, VH1”.
ChibiNaru- Those are in the trash for a REASON! … Throw that thing away. Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted for the 500th time, I was reading some interesting fanfiction. All Fullmetal Alchemist because I’m on a high, you see.
Ed- Riiiiiiight.
ChibiNaru- Actually, most of them were about you, dear Ed.
Ed- Annnnnnd… this is new?
ChibiNaru- No. You were sick in most of them, actually. There was this one where you, Roy, Riza, and Al were fighting chimeras and you fell off a cliff and got hypothermia. You didn’t say much in that one.
Ed- You don’t say?
ChibiNaru- It was very nice. But it made me cry. You like to make me cry, don’t you, Ed?
Ed- Of COURSE! That’s what I live for! Making fangirls cry their humongous eyes out! That’s what I do, ayup.
ChibiNaru- So… You admit it, then.
Ed- You… are an idiot.
ChibiNaru- Yes, but I’m a NICE idiot.
Ed- Oh, there’s different types.
ChibiNaru- So anyway, I—
Ed- What is this—
*loud elephant noise*
ChibiNaru- QUIT PUSHING THE BUTTONS!
*loud monkey noise*
ChibiNaru- GAH.
*noises stop*
ChibiNaru- Got that all outta your system?
Ed- No.
ChibiNaru- So any—
*loud elephant, monkey, and cow noises*
ChibiNaru- ED—
*noises get louder*
ChibiNaru- GAAAAAH! YOU’RE SHORT!
Ed- SO ARE YOU!
ChibiNaru- Is that the best you could come up with? I’m normal height for a girl. Now hush or I’ll get Ems down here.
Ed- I’m not even gonna ask.
ChibiNaru- That’s good. But once she hears you on the radio, she’ll be down here faster’n a rat with its tail on fire!
Ed- That was odd.
ChibiNaru- That was my trailer park southerness kicking in. Anyway, we’re gonna take a break! Enjoy these commercials I ripped off—I-I mean… Oh, just listen.
Ed- Please save me.
CHIBINARU
Aniplex Hour
This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. But not really, since this is a rip off.
Aniplex Hour!
Fullmetal Alchemist’s Oo! Hagane no Renkinjutsushidkfahds Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
We're through the second stage!
The DVD series is more powered up now datte ba yo!
It's here... here... finally here!
My match is finally here!
The opponents are Kiba and Akamaru!
I'll use my new skill to win this, no problem!
NARUTO Second Stage, DVD Scroll Three.
On sale on March 10th from Aniplex!
The new comic series of Gravitation has evolved into a drama cd!
There are now new characters, and the drama is powered up!
A super high-tension dangerous love comedy!
Gravitation Drama CD Volume 1!
On sale from Aniplex!
I'm Anita.
I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita.
Crybaby Anita's exciting drama!
The series is over it's middle stage now!
R.O.D. The TV, DVD.
Hot off the press from Aniplex!
*music quiets down*
CHIBINARU
Music Care!
Ed- What the?
CHIBINARU
*bad, slow tempo guitar strumming* *starts bad singing like a country singer*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH…
Ready steady can’t hold me back…
Ready steady gimme good luck…
Ready steady never look back… ya’ll…
Ed- Okay, stop.
ChibiNaru- I did that all by myself.
Ed- Stop.
ChibiNaru- … Welcome back to Hagane no Renkinjutsushidkfahds Nippon! Where your AMERICAN radio program is free of any annoying fangirly Japanese pre- and/or suffixes!
Ed- What about your name?
ChibiNaru- My wha—
Ed- You’re name, ChibiNaru.
ChibiNaru- I, uh… Oh…
*long pause*
… Anyway, guess what I ate yesterday, Ed!
Ed- Something spiked.
ChibiNaru- Good guess, but no.
Ed- Oh, now I just HAVE to know—
ChibiNaru- A CHEESEBALL!
Ed- Cheese… ball…
ChibiNaru- Guess what was on it?
Ed- What—
ChibiNaru- Nuts. … Teehee!
Ed- What? OH… You moron!
ChibiNaru- I’ll have you know that there are 3 other people who would be laughing at that right now.
Ed- You’re imaginary friends?
ChibiNaru- No. My LUNCH TABLE friends.
Ed- Ah. Whoops.
*long pause*
ChibiNaru- WHERE THEY DON’T BELONG!
Ed- What the hell?!
ChibiNaru- You figure it out. Anyway, it’s time for the Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu! Because I say so!
Ed- Why do I always feel I have no idea what’s going on?
ChibiNaru- Because you don’t. By the end of the show you will be my non-secret lover.
Ed- But if you already said it was secret at the beginning of the show… then… what… Waitaminnit.
ChibiNaru- This is what a Special Ninmu is for those of you looking at the radio like it’s a rabid monkey. A Special Ninmu is where we pick a phrase and have the guest say it aloud. But he has to say it in the way we AKA the Fangirls tell him to. We’ve already taken requests from…
Ed- Dear Lord, no…
ChibiNaru- Our friends at fullmetal-alchemist.com!
Ed- NOT THEM AGAIN!
ChibiNaru- So! The Fangirls commanded that Edward Elric read this wonderful script in front of me as a CUTE Edward Elric! Cute meaning 5 years old. So be cute!
Ed- No.
ChibiNaru- YES.
Ed- I’d rather not.
ChibiNaru- Would you like to see what our ‘friends’ have to say?
Ed- NO! I-I mean… No… Aw, crap.
ChibiNaru- OKAY! EDWARD! PLEASE CARRY OUT YOUR FIRST MISSION! THREETWOONE GO!!!
Ed- *reading the script in a cutesy way*
Bicycle! Bicycle! Kyu kyu!
I am Edward!
I am 16!
There are so many cars today!
Edward doesn't know what to do!
Oh well oh well!
Edward will be late!
People, being late is bad!
Yay!
ChibiNaru- … Okay!
Ed- That sucked butt.
ChibiNaru- Not to me!
Ed- EVERYTHING is good to you.
ChibiNaru- No. Not Hoenheim. Or Herkimer.
Ed- … Uh…
ChibiNaru- Or my personal favorite: hoho papa.
Ed- … I can’t even respond to that.
ChibiNaru- I know.
Ed- Wait, I thought the whole point was to GET me to respond.
ChibiNaru- Yes.
Ed- Then wha—
ChibiNaru- Hush.
Ed- Wha—
ChibiNaru- Hush.
Ed- But I—
ChibiNaru- I love you.
Ed- … What?
ChibiNaru- *sighs* I said I love you, man.
Ed- … You’re reeeeeeally creepy.
ChibiNaru- … Don’t you have something to say?
Ed- No.
ChibiNaru- Y-You mean… You don’t… You don’t love me back?
Ed- No.
ChibiNaru- Ed, you ruined it!!
Ed- What?! What’d I say?!
ChibiNaru- Just nevermind! Geez! It’s too late now!
Ed- I…!! I don’t know.
ChibiNaru- Moving on! Ed is going to sing something!
Ed- Oh, no he’s not!
ChibiNaru- Yes! And I’M going to pick it!
Ed- Oh, no you’re not!
ChibiNaru- Oh, yes I am! Let me search through the music library… Hm…
Ed- GAH! … What…
ChibiNaru- Searching, searching…
Ed- I… I’ve developed a twitch!
ChibiNaru- … Almost found it…
Ed- I’VE DEVELOPED A TWITCH BECAUSE OF YOU!
ChibiNaru- … AHA! Bingo. Ed is going to sing ‘Yeah Toast’.
Ed- NO I AM NOT!
ChibiNaru- But why?
Ed- BECAUSE I WANT TO SAVE WHATEVER SCRAP OF DIGNITY I HAVE LEFT!
ChibiNaru- What’s ‘dignity’ mean?
Ed- … Exactly.
ChibiNaru- But according to all the fangirls (and me) you sing good.
Ed- I sing well.
ChibiNaru- What?
Ed- Well. Not ‘good’, you imbecile.
ChibiNaru- …
Ed- IT’S INCORRECT GRAMMAR!
ChibiNaru- Yeah. Anyway, I have a message for you from another character.
Ed- Great, another rip off segment. What’s this one called?
ChibiNaru- Just… messages.
Ed- Oh.
ChibiNaru- This is a message from Al to you. Listen up.
Al- *on the message*
Um… hi.
Is this on…? O-Oh. Ok.
Hi, niisan. I’m being held hostage at… What?
O-Oh, no I’m not! I-Ignore that last part, there.
Ahem. … I don’t know what to say.
Hi, brother.
I’m scared.
*end message*
Ed- … What did you do to him?
ChibiNaru- Nothing.
Ed- I’m very suspicious of you.
ChibiNaru- Aw, don’t be, Eddy!
Ed- Don’t call me that.
ChibiNaru- Sorry. It’s the name of my cousin’s jack russel terrier.
Ed- Well, thanks for clearing that up.
ChibiNaru- Wee, we had a fun day today. Right Edward?
Ed- Nope!
ChibiNaru- Do… Do you need a hug?
Ed- Nope!
ChibiNaru- Mm… Fine. … *long pause*
Ed- … You gotta go to the bathroom or something?
ChibiNaru- No, I’m just… squirmy… ANYWAY! It seems we’ve run out of time!
Ed- OH NO! REALLY?!
ChibiNaru- I’m just as sad as you are Ed! Now read this fake address off.
Ed- Fake?
ChibiNaru- You think I LIKE getting court notices every five seconds? Read it.
Ed- Sigh.
ALL court notices and/or legal documents go to:
PO 453-7327
Radio Ripoff
O-! Hagane no Renkinjutsushidkfahds Nippon
Email is alright.
Email should be in small letters:
fma@abc1214.com
That's fma@abc1214.com
And that’s all you’re getting from me.
ChibiNaru- Well, I gotta go to bed!
Ed- … And I’m leaving before that happens!
ChibiNaru- I just got yelled at! It’s my brother’s birthday tomorrow! I’m gonna try and beat him up! He’s gonna win! This is ChibiNaru and…
Ed- … and what?
ChibiNaru- Sigh. This is ChibiNaru AND Edward Elric signing off. GOOD BYE!
Rated- T
Spoilers- Not really.
--
First of all, I must say I'm not sure WHAT exactly I was on when I wrote this. I'm sorry!
This is a little drabble thing I wrote when I was really high on FMA about a week ago. I stole the format from the Naruto Nippon radio show (part of Aniplex Hour in Japan). I stole some of their content, too. XD There's an FMA one, but I don't have the translation.
Here's a little disclaimer in my attempt to stay outta trouble:
Format taken from O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 22: 1st March, 2004; Takeuchi Junko/Morikubo Shoutarou
www.naruto-nippon.net/
AND... since I stole their commercial translations:
[XD Fanworks]
www.tougenkyou.net/xd/
[something white and puffy]
www.livejournal.com/~kuuumo/
Translation: Pan
Special thanks: kuuumo, Yorugu-shishou
OKAY!!! Hopefully I'm out of the hole now. XD It's kinda long. Enjoy.
---
ChibiNaru- We're on air from the studio of the Military, from the other side of Central! We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Kyu kyu!
Aniplex Hour!
Hagane no Renkinjutsushidkfahds… Nippon…
Ed- You totally ripped that off.
ChibiNaru- Hush, child. I changed the words. “Hidden Leaf” is now “Military, “Herz” is now “Central”—
Ed- Takeuchi Junko and Paku Romi are gonna kick your—
ChibiNaru- Paku Romi didn’t say that. I don’t know what the heck Paku Romi even said. I don’t speak that. What, you think I’m that smart?
Ed- Actually I—
ChibiNaru- HELLO! This is Hagane no Renkinjutsushidkfahds Nippon! And this is Edward Elric, my secret lover.
Ed- WHAT!? It’d be nice if someone let me in on that stupid piece of FICTION.
ChibiNaru- That’s why it’s secret, hon.
Ed- What the…?
ChibiNaru- I’m ChibiNaru. Don’t ask why, I won’t tell you. And this is my freaking radio show that I COMPLETELY stole from Aniplex and no one listens to. Therefore—
Ed- If no one listens, why are you still here?
ChibiNaru- Because I’m rich.
Ed- No you’re not.
ChibiNaru- You’re right. I’m not. I live in a trailer on the outskirts of town where we have voting restrictions. SO! … Um, good evening. Or good night. Or good morning!
Ed- Was that really necessary?
ChibiNaru- If they’re on opposite sides of the world.
Ed- No, it’s not necessary.
ChibiNaru- Edward says that wasn’t necessary. Please erase the whole “good-whatever” thing from your mind.
Ed- I don’t wanna be here.
ChibiNaru- But I want you to be here. And that’s good enough.
Ed- No.
ChibiNaru- Do you realize that you’ve said “no” to me THREE times already?
Ed- Yes. And I’m about to do it again.
ChibiNaru- Wha—
Ed- *very slowly* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
ChibiNaru- … Anyway. I read some fanfics today.
Ed- Good for you.
ChibiNaru- They were quite good. It was by a person named Henrika the ENTIRE time. So anyway, I—
Ed- ‘Scuse me…? What’s this…?
ChibiNaru- Too much interrupting going on! … Ed, put the fax down.
Ed- But… It’s broken…
ChibiNaru- … It’s not broken, Einstein! I’m getting a fax!
…
ChibiNaru- Please read it aloud for the listeners, won’t you, Eddy?
Ed- Don’t call me that. It says:
“Dear Hagane no Renkinjutsushidkfahds Nippon,”
… Why do you spell it that way?
ChibiNaru- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD.
Ed- “It has been brought to our attention that you have been using the namesake, intro, and format of our radio shows. You’re being sued.
Signed, Aniplex”
ChibiNaru- Huh.
Ed- Should I frame this for you?
ChibiNaru- Nah. Just throw it in the garbage.
Ed- *shuffling noises* … Aha… “You’re being sued. Signed, Nickelodeon”. “You’re being sued. Signed, Tom Hanks”. “You’re being taken to court. Love, VH1”.
ChibiNaru- Those are in the trash for a REASON! … Throw that thing away. Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted for the 500th time, I was reading some interesting fanfiction. All Fullmetal Alchemist because I’m on a high, you see.
Ed- Riiiiiiight.
ChibiNaru- Actually, most of them were about you, dear Ed.
Ed- Annnnnnd… this is new?
ChibiNaru- No. You were sick in most of them, actually. There was this one where you, Roy, Riza, and Al were fighting chimeras and you fell off a cliff and got hypothermia. You didn’t say much in that one.
Ed- You don’t say?
ChibiNaru- It was very nice. But it made me cry. You like to make me cry, don’t you, Ed?
Ed- Of COURSE! That’s what I live for! Making fangirls cry their humongous eyes out! That’s what I do, ayup.
ChibiNaru- So… You admit it, then.
Ed- You… are an idiot.
ChibiNaru- Yes, but I’m a NICE idiot.
Ed- Oh, there’s different types.
ChibiNaru- So anyway, I—
Ed- What is this—
*loud elephant noise*
ChibiNaru- QUIT PUSHING THE BUTTONS!
*loud monkey noise*
ChibiNaru- GAH.
*noises stop*
ChibiNaru- Got that all outta your system?
Ed- No.
ChibiNaru- So any—
*loud elephant, monkey, and cow noises*
ChibiNaru- ED—
*noises get louder*
ChibiNaru- GAAAAAH! YOU’RE SHORT!
Ed- SO ARE YOU!
ChibiNaru- Is that the best you could come up with? I’m normal height for a girl. Now hush or I’ll get Ems down here.
Ed- I’m not even gonna ask.
ChibiNaru- That’s good. But once she hears you on the radio, she’ll be down here faster’n a rat with its tail on fire!
Ed- That was odd.
ChibiNaru- That was my trailer park southerness kicking in. Anyway, we’re gonna take a break! Enjoy these commercials I ripped off—I-I mean… Oh, just listen.
Ed- Please save me.
CHIBINARU
Aniplex Hour
This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. But not really, since this is a rip off.
Aniplex Hour!
Fullmetal Alchemist’s Oo! Hagane no Renkinjutsushidkfahds Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
We're through the second stage!
The DVD series is more powered up now datte ba yo!
It's here... here... finally here!
My match is finally here!
The opponents are Kiba and Akamaru!
I'll use my new skill to win this, no problem!
NARUTO Second Stage, DVD Scroll Three.
On sale on March 10th from Aniplex!
The new comic series of Gravitation has evolved into a drama cd!
There are now new characters, and the drama is powered up!
A super high-tension dangerous love comedy!
Gravitation Drama CD Volume 1!
On sale from Aniplex!
I'm Anita.
I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita.
Crybaby Anita's exciting drama!
The series is over it's middle stage now!
R.O.D. The TV, DVD.
Hot off the press from Aniplex!
*music quiets down*
CHIBINARU
Music Care!
Ed- What the?
CHIBINARU
*bad, slow tempo guitar strumming* *starts bad singing like a country singer*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH…
Ready steady can’t hold me back…
Ready steady gimme good luck…
Ready steady never look back… ya’ll…
Ed- Okay, stop.
ChibiNaru- I did that all by myself.
Ed- Stop.
ChibiNaru- … Welcome back to Hagane no Renkinjutsushidkfahds Nippon! Where your AMERICAN radio program is free of any annoying fangirly Japanese pre- and/or suffixes!
Ed- What about your name?
ChibiNaru- My wha—
Ed- You’re name, ChibiNaru.
ChibiNaru- I, uh… Oh…
*long pause*
… Anyway, guess what I ate yesterday, Ed!
Ed- Something spiked.
ChibiNaru- Good guess, but no.
Ed- Oh, now I just HAVE to know—
ChibiNaru- A CHEESEBALL!
Ed- Cheese… ball…
ChibiNaru- Guess what was on it?
Ed- What—
ChibiNaru- Nuts. … Teehee!
Ed- What? OH… You moron!
ChibiNaru- I’ll have you know that there are 3 other people who would be laughing at that right now.
Ed- You’re imaginary friends?
ChibiNaru- No. My LUNCH TABLE friends.
Ed- Ah. Whoops.
*long pause*
ChibiNaru- WHERE THEY DON’T BELONG!
Ed- What the hell?!
ChibiNaru- You figure it out. Anyway, it’s time for the Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu! Because I say so!
Ed- Why do I always feel I have no idea what’s going on?
ChibiNaru- Because you don’t. By the end of the show you will be my non-secret lover.
Ed- But if you already said it was secret at the beginning of the show… then… what… Waitaminnit.
ChibiNaru- This is what a Special Ninmu is for those of you looking at the radio like it’s a rabid monkey. A Special Ninmu is where we pick a phrase and have the guest say it aloud. But he has to say it in the way we AKA the Fangirls tell him to. We’ve already taken requests from…
Ed- Dear Lord, no…
ChibiNaru- Our friends at fullmetal-alchemist.com!
Ed- NOT THEM AGAIN!
ChibiNaru- So! The Fangirls commanded that Edward Elric read this wonderful script in front of me as a CUTE Edward Elric! Cute meaning 5 years old. So be cute!
Ed- No.
ChibiNaru- YES.
Ed- I’d rather not.
ChibiNaru- Would you like to see what our ‘friends’ have to say?
Ed- NO! I-I mean… No… Aw, crap.
ChibiNaru- OKAY! EDWARD! PLEASE CARRY OUT YOUR FIRST MISSION! THREETWOONE GO!!!
Ed- *reading the script in a cutesy way*
Bicycle! Bicycle! Kyu kyu!
I am Edward!
I am 16!
There are so many cars today!
Edward doesn't know what to do!
Oh well oh well!
Edward will be late!
People, being late is bad!
Yay!
ChibiNaru- … Okay!
Ed- That sucked butt.
ChibiNaru- Not to me!
Ed- EVERYTHING is good to you.
ChibiNaru- No. Not Hoenheim. Or Herkimer.
Ed- … Uh…
ChibiNaru- Or my personal favorite: hoho papa.
Ed- … I can’t even respond to that.
ChibiNaru- I know.
Ed- Wait, I thought the whole point was to GET me to respond.
ChibiNaru- Yes.
Ed- Then wha—
ChibiNaru- Hush.
Ed- Wha—
ChibiNaru- Hush.
Ed- But I—
ChibiNaru- I love you.
Ed- … What?
ChibiNaru- *sighs* I said I love you, man.
Ed- … You’re reeeeeeally creepy.
ChibiNaru- … Don’t you have something to say?
Ed- No.
ChibiNaru- Y-You mean… You don’t… You don’t love me back?
Ed- No.
ChibiNaru- Ed, you ruined it!!
Ed- What?! What’d I say?!
ChibiNaru- Just nevermind! Geez! It’s too late now!
Ed- I…!! I don’t know.
ChibiNaru- Moving on! Ed is going to sing something!
Ed- Oh, no he’s not!
ChibiNaru- Yes! And I’M going to pick it!
Ed- Oh, no you’re not!
ChibiNaru- Oh, yes I am! Let me search through the music library… Hm…
Ed- GAH! … What…
ChibiNaru- Searching, searching…
Ed- I… I’ve developed a twitch!
ChibiNaru- … Almost found it…
Ed- I’VE DEVELOPED A TWITCH BECAUSE OF YOU!
ChibiNaru- … AHA! Bingo. Ed is going to sing ‘Yeah Toast’.
Ed- NO I AM NOT!
ChibiNaru- But why?
Ed- BECAUSE I WANT TO SAVE WHATEVER SCRAP OF DIGNITY I HAVE LEFT!
ChibiNaru- What’s ‘dignity’ mean?
Ed- … Exactly.
ChibiNaru- But according to all the fangirls (and me) you sing good.
Ed- I sing well.
ChibiNaru- What?
Ed- Well. Not ‘good’, you imbecile.
ChibiNaru- …
Ed- IT’S INCORRECT GRAMMAR!
ChibiNaru- Yeah. Anyway, I have a message for you from another character.
Ed- Great, another rip off segment. What’s this one called?
ChibiNaru- Just… messages.
Ed- Oh.
ChibiNaru- This is a message from Al to you. Listen up.
Al- *on the message*
Um… hi.
Is this on…? O-Oh. Ok.
Hi, niisan. I’m being held hostage at… What?
O-Oh, no I’m not! I-Ignore that last part, there.
Ahem. … I don’t know what to say.
Hi, brother.
I’m scared.
*end message*
Ed- … What did you do to him?
ChibiNaru- Nothing.
Ed- I’m very suspicious of you.
ChibiNaru- Aw, don’t be, Eddy!
Ed- Don’t call me that.
ChibiNaru- Sorry. It’s the name of my cousin’s jack russel terrier.
Ed- Well, thanks for clearing that up.
ChibiNaru- Wee, we had a fun day today. Right Edward?
Ed- Nope!
ChibiNaru- Do… Do you need a hug?
Ed- Nope!
ChibiNaru- Mm… Fine. … *long pause*
Ed- … You gotta go to the bathroom or something?
ChibiNaru- No, I’m just… squirmy… ANYWAY! It seems we’ve run out of time!
Ed- OH NO! REALLY?!
ChibiNaru- I’m just as sad as you are Ed! Now read this fake address off.
Ed- Fake?
ChibiNaru- You think I LIKE getting court notices every five seconds? Read it.
Ed- Sigh.
ALL court notices and/or legal documents go to:
PO 453-7327
Radio Ripoff
O-! Hagane no Renkinjutsushidkfahds Nippon
Email is alright.
Email should be in small letters:
fma@abc1214.com
That's fma@abc1214.com
And that’s all you’re getting from me.
ChibiNaru- Well, I gotta go to bed!
Ed- … And I’m leaving before that happens!
ChibiNaru- I just got yelled at! It’s my brother’s birthday tomorrow! I’m gonna try and beat him up! He’s gonna win! This is ChibiNaru and…
Ed- … and what?
ChibiNaru- Sigh. This is ChibiNaru AND Edward Elric signing off. GOOD BYE!
