Post by Anime Monster on Nov 17, 2005 20:57:35 GMT -5
Rating: Teen
Summary: A rivalry over Ed? Why won't they let him decide.
Warning: Yaoi and two surpise pairings.
Notes: This was written for a contest/challenge that I never found out the results of. However, I figured I'd share it with you.
There was a rumor floating around Amestris, started by one of the tabloids. That Edward Elric, the famous Fullmetal Alchemist, was sleeping with his superior officer, Roy Mustang. The thing was neither party was doing anything, unless they hadn't heard, which had to be impossible. However, someone heard.
Russel Nash stepped off the train glaring at everyone and everything. His younger brother, Fletcher, clutched a suit case and wondered what had caused his brother's latest rage. Following dutifully he only knew that Russel had announced that they were going to Central after reading a story in a tabloid. 'Does it have to do with father?' Fletcher asked himself.
"Fletcher," Russel said, "go find us a hotel, I think we'll be staying here, for awhile."
"Okay, brother," Fletcher, started heading off, "but how will you know..." he turned around only to find his brother already strolling up the street to Central head quarters.
Russel entered head quarters quite easily, all he did was bind the guards using a very thick vine. However, now that he was in, he had to find if it was true, and for that he had to find Roy Mustang's office.
Colonel Roy Mustang signed paperwork, unaware of the humanoid typhoon heading towards him. He would have remained unaware, but at that moment it, Russel, burst into his office and shut the door, alchemizing it into the wall in one motion.
"Excuse me," Mustang said, "but I do believe you are breaking and entering. Do you have an appointment or business with me?"
"KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF HIM!!!" Russel screamed.
Outside the wall, formerly a door, everyone turn and looked at the door-turned-wall. This included Ed who had just entered. "Who's screaming at Mustang this time?" he asked.
"Don't know, boss," Havoc said. "Some kid, about your age with short blond hair."
Ed was about to respond, when another shout, this time Mustang, distracted him.
After Russel's shout Mustang said calmly, "I don't know what you're talking about. Keep my hands off of whom, may I ask?"
Russel was pissed, he grabbed Mustang by the collar and pulled him forward, "Ed, you idiot. Or have you been f**k**g someone else behind his back?"
"ED?! YOU THINK FULLMETAL AND I?!" Roy stared incredulously at Russel.
"Well, aren't you?" Russel said, releasing Roy and presenting the tabloid.
Roy scanned the article, "Apparently, but I knew nothing about it." He looked at it and laugh, "And I doubt Fullmetal, would be so willing..."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Are you his boyfriend?"
"No, but..."
Roy laughed and threw the tabloid behind him, "I always liked blonds."
Ed looked pale. "EWWWWWWWWW..."
"What's wrong, boss?"
"Anyone who thinks Colonel-B*st*rd and I," he shivered.
Havoc wrapped an arm around Ed, "Well, he won't get you, chibi-boss."
Summary: A rivalry over Ed? Why won't they let him decide.
Warning: Yaoi and two surpise pairings.
Notes: This was written for a contest/challenge that I never found out the results of. However, I figured I'd share it with you.
Tabloid
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There was a rumor floating around Amestris, started by one of the tabloids. That Edward Elric, the famous Fullmetal Alchemist, was sleeping with his superior officer, Roy Mustang. The thing was neither party was doing anything, unless they hadn't heard, which had to be impossible. However, someone heard.
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Russel Nash stepped off the train glaring at everyone and everything. His younger brother, Fletcher, clutched a suit case and wondered what had caused his brother's latest rage. Following dutifully he only knew that Russel had announced that they were going to Central after reading a story in a tabloid. 'Does it have to do with father?' Fletcher asked himself.
"Fletcher," Russel said, "go find us a hotel, I think we'll be staying here, for awhile."
"Okay, brother," Fletcher, started heading off, "but how will you know..." he turned around only to find his brother already strolling up the street to Central head quarters.
Russel entered head quarters quite easily, all he did was bind the guards using a very thick vine. However, now that he was in, he had to find if it was true, and for that he had to find Roy Mustang's office.
____________________________________________
Colonel Roy Mustang signed paperwork, unaware of the humanoid typhoon heading towards him. He would have remained unaware, but at that moment it, Russel, burst into his office and shut the door, alchemizing it into the wall in one motion.
"Excuse me," Mustang said, "but I do believe you are breaking and entering. Do you have an appointment or business with me?"
"KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF HIM!!!" Russel screamed.
____________________________________________
Outside the wall, formerly a door, everyone turn and looked at the door-turned-wall. This included Ed who had just entered. "Who's screaming at Mustang this time?" he asked.
"Don't know, boss," Havoc said. "Some kid, about your age with short blond hair."
Ed was about to respond, when another shout, this time Mustang, distracted him.
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After Russel's shout Mustang said calmly, "I don't know what you're talking about. Keep my hands off of whom, may I ask?"
Russel was pissed, he grabbed Mustang by the collar and pulled him forward, "Ed, you idiot. Or have you been f**k**g someone else behind his back?"
"ED?! YOU THINK FULLMETAL AND I?!" Roy stared incredulously at Russel.
"Well, aren't you?" Russel said, releasing Roy and presenting the tabloid.
Roy scanned the article, "Apparently, but I knew nothing about it." He looked at it and laugh, "And I doubt Fullmetal, would be so willing..."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Are you his boyfriend?"
"No, but..."
Roy laughed and threw the tabloid behind him, "I always liked blonds."
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Ed looked pale. "EWWWWWWWWW..."
"What's wrong, boss?"
"Anyone who thinks Colonel-B*st*rd and I," he shivered.
Havoc wrapped an arm around Ed, "Well, he won't get you, chibi-boss."