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Post by Anime Monster on Apr 8, 2006 1:38:27 GMT -5
Here's my own: I shall not sing the following everytime I see a Weasley, a Potter, or Snape: thefifthdistrict.com/potter/--No matter how funny it is. --I will most likely get a bed next to the Longbottoms, perhaps Lockhart, in St. Mungo's I shall not sing "Today for You" on any of the house tables --Or the high table --Or anything from "Rent" --Or any song period --My head of house or the headmaster/mistress has the right to expell me I do not have the right, nor the creditials, to set up a safe s*x workshop --No matter how many students are doing it in the Astromy Tower...or the Room of Requirement. Slytherins and Gryffindors don't get along, no matter how many I lock in broom cupboards together --I should stop doing this before someone gets killed --I should stop doing this before someone kills me I'm not allowed to have a snake as a pet --Especially a basilisk --Especially since I'm not a parseltongue No one cares what my mother once told me --I should stop starting my philosophical advice with these words --Or any variation of them Writing poetry in which the first letter of each line spells a word is good, writing it so that word spells "Avada Kedavra" or any other illegal curse, is frowned upon --Publishing these poems by writing them on the bathroom walls is libal to get you detention with Filch --Publishing them in blood is worst
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Post by Meluivan Indil on Apr 10, 2006 14:26:32 GMT -5
Oh these are all hilarious guys, but Anime I couldn't understand the words on that movie you posted. Do you know what they are? I'm really interested to know.
M.
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Post by Anime Monster on Apr 12, 2006 21:50:55 GMT -5
When it's Harry "Potter" is being repeated over again, when it's Ron it's "Weasley" and when it's Snape it's "Snape, Snape, Oh, it's a Snape."
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Post by alanna on Apr 12, 2006 22:00:21 GMT -5
I luv them Anime it is perfect do you have any to add M?? LUV AL
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Post by CC009Wolf on Apr 13, 2006 5:46:29 GMT -5
Dude, i swear, this websites going to be the end of me, WITH ALL THE STUPID LAUGHTER!! Anyway, I LOVE THEM!!!! keep writing CC009Wolf
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Post by Anime Monster on Apr 13, 2006 13:55:44 GMT -5
Thank you for the complitments.
Here's some more:
Even if it's called The Wall, I should not write Pink Floyd lyrics on the wall. --I will get caught and given detetion with Flich as well as get house points taken away
No matter how many times I ask, Snape is not going to sprout wings and say he's the voice of god. --Even if his voice is as sexy as Metaron's.
No one but me can be held responsible for the consiquences of asking a Malfoy if the carpet matches the drapes. --Even if I don't think they are naturally blonds, asking in that manner is rude. --Asking at all, is still rude. --Even if I want to die my hair that same color.
Sending Snape shampoo and conditioner for Christmas is rude and I should not do so if I want to pass Potions. --Sending straightener as well as a guide to hair care to Hermione will most likely mean detention.
Belching in the Great Hall is frowned upon. --I should be polite enough to say "Excuse me." --I will most likely get detention for acting like it's the greatest thing on earth.
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Post by CC009Wolf on Apr 14, 2006 6:28:24 GMT -5
*shakes head and trying not to laugh too hard* i can just see severus' face if you send shampoo and conditioner to him too. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE keep writing CC009Wolf
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