Post by Recommended on Aug 30, 2006 13:29:29 GMT -5
Oh-em-gee… look! Another update!
Disclaimer: Nah…
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Part XV
From: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: Hey…
My dearest Christine,
I am not a man of eloquence, thus, I can only quote Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice:
"In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must let me tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
These words very accurately describe my feelings toward you, my darling Christine. You must remember that in the book, Darcy asks for Elizabeth’s hand in marriage.
Thus, will you, my fair Elizab – er, Christine, do me the honor of marrying me?
Hopefully,
- Raoul
“I feel pretty, oh so pretty!”
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From: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
To: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
Subject: RE: Hey…
R. de Chagny,
Note that Elizabeth rejects Darcy’s proposal? Yep. Sorry.
- C. Daae
“…angel of music…”
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From: blondeballetrat(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operapopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net
Subject: Thx!
Hihi!
Lyke, omigosh! Thank u all for, like, sending me those totally awesome thingz! Theyre all, lyk, really really totally coo.
Thx again,
- Meg
“Cute and blonde since 1854!”
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From: frenchlady(at)operapopulaire. com
To: blondeballetrat(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: RE: Thx!
Meg dearie,
That reminds me, the Opera Ghost (Earl, is it? Or is it Ethan?) is going to propose!
Now, I know that he may not be the most attractive man, but still, think of the wealth! Imagine, if only you marry him… he’s like, 80, years old, and about to die. Plus, that arsenic incident during the Quiz Bowl weakened him immensely, so I doubt he’ll live to see next Christmas.
And then, we will be worth millions! Just think, how absolutely wonderful!
XOXO,
Mum
“Don’t just do it, dance it!”
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From: blondeballetrat(at)operapopulaire. com
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: FW: RE: Thx!
Omg!1!1 Chrissie, do u think this is true? Cuz that’ll be like, totally amazing!
O ya, dont worry, im not, like, marrying him 4 his money. I know that he’s only like 28 or sumthing, and if u look past the slight sunburn, he’s really hott!1
-Meggie
“Cute and blonde since 1854!”
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From: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: Worried about you
Christine darling dearest,
I’m rather concerned. You haven’t been at all your usual, cheerful self this morning. Come to think of it, right after you checked your e-mail.
What’s the matter? Whatever it is, I’m sure it can be sorted out! Don’t worry; I’ll support you a hundred percent :-)
Love,
Raoul
PS. I dearly hope my proposal didn’t upset you so!
“I feel pretty, oh so pretty!”
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From: divalady(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operapopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net
Subject: Thrilling Opportunity to Taste Fame and Glory!
Yes, my fellow operettes, you did read the subject line correctly! I imagine that you are eagerly droolivating for your chance to experience even a mini-bitty part of the famosity I have as you read this email… Never fear, I, Carlotta, am kindevolently offering you this once-in-a-billion-years chance to be… my personal assistant!
I will accept just ONE lucky person to follow me around and observe the daily life of a world-class diva. In between fetching my mineral water and peeling my grapes, you will pick up on all of the inside tips that will help you to someday be almost as superstarry as me—just imagine your humble little self universobally adored, with a posse of devoted fans and, of course, the coolness to make up fabulicent words.
I will accept as little as 1,000 francs per month for enduring your presence!
Famous as ever,
La Carlotta
“Superior Singer”
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From: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
To: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
Subject: RE: Worried about you
Oh Raoul, my love!
Remember how you proposed to me that time, and I refused? Well, I’ve been thinking about it all this time!
I’ve made a terribly mistake in refusing you! Oh… of course I wish to marry you! You’re young, handsome/pretty, and rich! You will offer me a completely secure future! Oh yes, my dear Raoulsies, I will marry you!
- Chrissie
“… angel of music… you betrayed me… so I’ll go marry… your enemy!…”
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From: undergroundlunatic(at) operapopulaire. com
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: A proposal of sorts
Dear Christine,
I’ve been thinking about this for the past month, and have only recently managed to procure a ring. Yes, my dear Christine, a ring.
Would you do me the honor of marrying me?
Patiently awaiting your answer,
Erik
P.S.: I do believe Mme. Giry thinks I shall propose to Meg. Imagine that! -chuckle-
“The Phantom of the Opera is there… inside your mind!”
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From: welovepublicity(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operapopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at) dechagny. net
Subject: Yay for Astronomy!
Greetings to all,
We know how deeply you felt the absence of our helpful stargazing-related emails during these past few weeks. Unfortunately, we had little spare time lately for our favorite hobby due to the intensive repairs on our beloved spinny desk chair, account-balancing, and the unfortunate hangovers from that wonderful martini party.
Happily, we have not only returned to astronomy, but we are sooo pleased to announce to you a special event… Venus has been promised to be extra bright in the sky during the next few nights. Considering all the Venus-inspired love that has been going around this opera house, we suggest you take some time to view the Evening Star with your sweetheart… preferably in a spot where we can spy and find out who is actually the sweetheart of whom.
Horribly confused,
Andie n Firmie
“I had a dream… such publicity! But it was a dream and nothing more…”
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From: frozenexpression (at) operapopulaire. com
To: undergroundlunatic (at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: RE: A proposal of sorts
OMG really? You’re serious? Of course I’ll marry you!
Luv,
Christine
“…angel of music… you betrayed me… so I’ll go marry… your enemy!…”
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From: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: RE: RE: Worried about you
Really? Oh, Christine! You have made me the happiest fop… er, man… on earth!
Ever loving,
Raoul
“I feel pretty, oh so pretty!”
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From: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
To: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Worried about you
Oh dear… How do I tell you?
Okay, here goes:
I’ve made a mistake again. I don’t really want to marry you.
Sorry again!
C. Daae
P.S.: I think we should get over the childhood-friends scarf-rescuing-soulmate thing. It was a long time ago; I’m moving on… to the romantic arms of the man who stalks me-- I mean, really cares!
“…angel of music…”
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From: undergroundlunatic(at) operapopulaire. com
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: RE: RE: A proposal of sorts
Eh… what’s up with your signature?
“The Phantom of the Opera is there… inside your mind!”
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From: frozenexpression (at) operapopulaire. com
To: undergroundlunatic (at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: RE: RE: RE: A proposal of sorts
Oops, nevermind that! O:-)
“…angel of music…”
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Authors’ Note: Reviews make us hard-working (okay, not so much) authors happy and productive!
(Eloise would like some pity for having so much AP homework over the summer(!), because she forgot about that when she signed up for so many courses. Silly her!)
(Elizabeth would also like to point out that she has nearly as much AP homework, and a physics class, so she gets pity too.)
(And SAT prep for both!)
(Eloise lastly wants to point out that Elizabeth doesn't have that much work... only 40 percent of hers.)
(Elizabeth is cruel enough to laugh at Eloise.)
Disclaimer: Nah…
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Part XV
From: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: Hey…
My dearest Christine,
I am not a man of eloquence, thus, I can only quote Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice:
"In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must let me tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
These words very accurately describe my feelings toward you, my darling Christine. You must remember that in the book, Darcy asks for Elizabeth’s hand in marriage.
Thus, will you, my fair Elizab – er, Christine, do me the honor of marrying me?
Hopefully,
- Raoul
“I feel pretty, oh so pretty!”
-------------------------------------------------
From: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
To: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
Subject: RE: Hey…
R. de Chagny,
Note that Elizabeth rejects Darcy’s proposal? Yep. Sorry.
- C. Daae
“…angel of music…”
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From: blondeballetrat(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operapopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net
Subject: Thx!
Hihi!
Lyke, omigosh! Thank u all for, like, sending me those totally awesome thingz! Theyre all, lyk, really really totally coo.
Thx again,
- Meg
“Cute and blonde since 1854!”
-------------------------------------------------
From: frenchlady(at)operapopulaire. com
To: blondeballetrat(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: RE: Thx!
Meg dearie,
That reminds me, the Opera Ghost (Earl, is it? Or is it Ethan?) is going to propose!
Now, I know that he may not be the most attractive man, but still, think of the wealth! Imagine, if only you marry him… he’s like, 80, years old, and about to die. Plus, that arsenic incident during the Quiz Bowl weakened him immensely, so I doubt he’ll live to see next Christmas.
And then, we will be worth millions! Just think, how absolutely wonderful!
XOXO,
Mum
“Don’t just do it, dance it!”
-------------------------------------------------
From: blondeballetrat(at)operapopulaire. com
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: FW: RE: Thx!
Omg!1!1 Chrissie, do u think this is true? Cuz that’ll be like, totally amazing!
O ya, dont worry, im not, like, marrying him 4 his money. I know that he’s only like 28 or sumthing, and if u look past the slight sunburn, he’s really hott!1
-Meggie
“Cute and blonde since 1854!”
-------------------------------------------------
From: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: Worried about you
Christine darling dearest,
I’m rather concerned. You haven’t been at all your usual, cheerful self this morning. Come to think of it, right after you checked your e-mail.
What’s the matter? Whatever it is, I’m sure it can be sorted out! Don’t worry; I’ll support you a hundred percent :-)
Love,
Raoul
PS. I dearly hope my proposal didn’t upset you so!
“I feel pretty, oh so pretty!”
-------------------------------------------------
From: divalady(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operapopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net
Subject: Thrilling Opportunity to Taste Fame and Glory!
Yes, my fellow operettes, you did read the subject line correctly! I imagine that you are eagerly droolivating for your chance to experience even a mini-bitty part of the famosity I have as you read this email… Never fear, I, Carlotta, am kindevolently offering you this once-in-a-billion-years chance to be… my personal assistant!
I will accept just ONE lucky person to follow me around and observe the daily life of a world-class diva. In between fetching my mineral water and peeling my grapes, you will pick up on all of the inside tips that will help you to someday be almost as superstarry as me—just imagine your humble little self universobally adored, with a posse of devoted fans and, of course, the coolness to make up fabulicent words.
I will accept as little as 1,000 francs per month for enduring your presence!
Famous as ever,
La Carlotta
“Superior Singer”
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From: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
To: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
Subject: RE: Worried about you
Oh Raoul, my love!
Remember how you proposed to me that time, and I refused? Well, I’ve been thinking about it all this time!
I’ve made a terribly mistake in refusing you! Oh… of course I wish to marry you! You’re young, handsome/pretty, and rich! You will offer me a completely secure future! Oh yes, my dear Raoulsies, I will marry you!
- Chrissie
“… angel of music… you betrayed me… so I’ll go marry… your enemy!…”
-------------------------------------------------
From: undergroundlunatic(at) operapopulaire. com
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: A proposal of sorts
Dear Christine,
I’ve been thinking about this for the past month, and have only recently managed to procure a ring. Yes, my dear Christine, a ring.
Would you do me the honor of marrying me?
Patiently awaiting your answer,
Erik
P.S.: I do believe Mme. Giry thinks I shall propose to Meg. Imagine that! -chuckle-
“The Phantom of the Opera is there… inside your mind!”
-------------------------------------------------
From: welovepublicity(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operapopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at) dechagny. net
Subject: Yay for Astronomy!
Greetings to all,
We know how deeply you felt the absence of our helpful stargazing-related emails during these past few weeks. Unfortunately, we had little spare time lately for our favorite hobby due to the intensive repairs on our beloved spinny desk chair, account-balancing, and the unfortunate hangovers from that wonderful martini party.
Happily, we have not only returned to astronomy, but we are sooo pleased to announce to you a special event… Venus has been promised to be extra bright in the sky during the next few nights. Considering all the Venus-inspired love that has been going around this opera house, we suggest you take some time to view the Evening Star with your sweetheart… preferably in a spot where we can spy and find out who is actually the sweetheart of whom.
Horribly confused,
Andie n Firmie
“I had a dream… such publicity! But it was a dream and nothing more…”
-------------------------------------------------
From: frozenexpression (at) operapopulaire. com
To: undergroundlunatic (at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: RE: A proposal of sorts
OMG really? You’re serious? Of course I’ll marry you!
Luv,
Christine
“…angel of music… you betrayed me… so I’ll go marry… your enemy!…”
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From: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: RE: RE: Worried about you
Really? Oh, Christine! You have made me the happiest fop… er, man… on earth!
Ever loving,
Raoul
“I feel pretty, oh so pretty!”
-------------------------------------------------
From: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
To: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Worried about you
Oh dear… How do I tell you?
Okay, here goes:
I’ve made a mistake again. I don’t really want to marry you.
Sorry again!
C. Daae
P.S.: I think we should get over the childhood-friends scarf-rescuing-soulmate thing. It was a long time ago; I’m moving on… to the romantic arms of the man who stalks me-- I mean, really cares!
“…angel of music…”
-------------------------------------------------
From: undergroundlunatic(at) operapopulaire. com
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: RE: RE: A proposal of sorts
Eh… what’s up with your signature?
“The Phantom of the Opera is there… inside your mind!”
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From: frozenexpression (at) operapopulaire. com
To: undergroundlunatic (at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: RE: RE: RE: A proposal of sorts
Oops, nevermind that! O:-)
“…angel of music…”
-------------------------------------------------
Authors’ Note: Reviews make us hard-working (okay, not so much) authors happy and productive!
(Eloise would like some pity for having so much AP homework over the summer(!), because she forgot about that when she signed up for so many courses. Silly her!)
(Elizabeth would also like to point out that she has nearly as much AP homework, and a physics class, so she gets pity too.)
(And SAT prep for both!)
(Eloise lastly wants to point out that Elizabeth doesn't have that much work... only 40 percent of hers.)
(Elizabeth is cruel enough to laugh at Eloise.)