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Post by LadyRiona on Jul 2, 2007 10:54:00 GMT -5
I've got a joke! ^___^ I love this one. A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to take out a thirty-thousand dollar lone to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks him his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, and that his father is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure I have this!" and produces a tiny porcelian elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink, and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains she'll have to consult the bank manager and disappears into the back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog out there called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow thirty-thousand dollars and has this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. The bank manager looks back and her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!" Courtesy of hearing it on the Goo Goo Dolls Inner Machine site....
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Post by Anime Monster on Jul 2, 2007 19:05:15 GMT -5
I've heard that joke before, but a bit different. It's still funny though.
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Post by LadyRiona on Jul 2, 2007 22:50:18 GMT -5
I think I told it to you guys on another part of the site...
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Post by Anime Monster on Jul 3, 2007 18:20:24 GMT -5
Oh, I've heard it from you before, yes, but I also heard it from other people (like my Karate teacher).
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Post by rayman112 on Jul 3, 2007 20:00:55 GMT -5
You know karate? Are you good?
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Post by Anime Monster on Jul 4, 2007 18:59:08 GMT -5
Not Karate, Tang Soo Doo which is a Korean martial art similar to karate, and I'm better at San Ryu Doo (a sword art which combines Japanese, Chinese, and European styles together) than at Tang Soo Doo. I called it Karate because most people use the word Karate interchangeably with Martial Arts.
Tang Soo Doo I would be a yellow belt when I get the money for the test, San Ryu Doo I'm a blue belt.
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Post by rayman112 on Jul 4, 2007 21:04:46 GMT -5
wow, thats pretty amazing anime.
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