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Post by Wyvernwings on Jul 4, 2007 21:37:58 GMT -5
Ok, I have my moms favorite blonde joke now.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!
Ri: I really liked that joke.
Anime: That's really cool!
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Post by LadyRiona on Jul 5, 2007 9:41:03 GMT -5
My sister's a blond...I pick on her a lot, but she's actually really smart...for her age.
Still going a little off topic, one of my friends does a really complicated mixture type of martial arts, and also Muay Thai. He tells me whenever they come back from spars that they all end up with broken or cracked bones or something....
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Post by Anime Monster on Jul 5, 2007 16:32:14 GMT -5
Sounds like Olympic Sparring...I don't do sparring so often, I love padded weapon sparring, but open handed sparring is different. You shouldn't get broken bones and things from sparring, it's not supposed to be a serious fight, only a friendly match, then again, different styles...
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Post by LadyRiona on Jan 25, 2008 12:26:04 GMT -5
Okay, so I changed the title to "Funny Joke Thread" simply because, well...isn't it obvious? So yeah. Here's a joke my grandma sent me via email.
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "I Thought You Loved Me.exe" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional hardware to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support
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Post by Lady Idril on Jan 25, 2008 12:37:55 GMT -5
Ha, I love that. Too cute. Thanks for sharing, Ri.
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Post by Lady Mage on Jan 25, 2008 17:15:09 GMT -5
Like I said before- absolutely hilarious.
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Post by LadyRiona on Jan 25, 2008 17:53:22 GMT -5
I thought at least some of us on this board would appreciate it.
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