Parents Status

[LadyRiona]

eheheeh...I'm kinda messed up as it is with all that goes on in our world that if something suddenly came up where my parents got a divorce, then I would have to go see a psychiatrist again. <.< >.> But my ma and I had a discussion um...Sunday afternoon? that she and my dad don't plan on getting divorced, but if one of them died, the other might remarry. It started from the conversation of a friend of ours having 4 kids under the age of 7 and she's only like, late 20s, early 30s...her husband had the "man surgery" done, which means if something happened to his wife, and he remarried, he wouldn't be able to have any more kids if it struck him. But the wife is definitely done, but she didn't get the "woman surgery."

My mom did, though, because she is done. My mom's outlook is that, if something happened to my dad and she remarried, then she wouldn't bear any offspring in that marriage because she doesn't want to start over again with diapers. But if something happened to my mom and my dad remarried, then I would probably end up with half siblings...

And God forbid that all...I do not want any more siblings, I'm happy with two. lol

And I think I should stop because I'm just giving out details of my family. I feel like Lieutenant Colonel Hughes or Major Armstrong from Full Metal Alchemist. <.< >.> Scawy! lol

[Anime Monster]

Hughes keeps showing pictures and cooing about his daughter and wife, Armstrong just says everything is passed down through his family and is extremely proud of them.

A guy actually got a visectamy (don't think that's spelt right) But if he really has four kids, that makes sense.

[alanna]

i read 2 jokes bout a guy who got an accidental visectamy (don't think that's spelt right)
LUV AL

[Meluivan Indil]

I think it's vasectomy. I've read some good ones too. If I ever find them, I'll put one up here.

M.

[alanna]

kk
I'll Also put a few up when i have time
LUV AL

[LadyRiona]

LOL Jokes about it....mauahaha....what evil things could come up from that?

Well, I definitely don't coo about my family, or show pictures. The only things I say are passed down through my family's generations are our weird personalities, and some other few random things. So, yeah...but it was just a moment. lol

Dude, my ballet teacher reminds me of Hughes sometimes! He brings in pictures of his daughter and shows everyone. ^_^ It's so cool. Heck, Stephen is so cool. He's a tough teacher, but he's a good teacher. Very patient...

[Anime Monster]

I believe the following is a joke about it:

From the Noire Sensus quote archive
Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

My brother's band teacher brought his son to the ban concert the other night, but that might just be because his wife was there as well, even though he did show off his son (who was just so adorable).